Originally Recorded in July 2024
Let’s focus on the intriguing hot dog eating competition instead! 🌭🔍 In the heart of competitive eating territory, a scandal rocked the annual Hot Dog Eating Competition. Joey “Jaws” Chestnut, the reigning champion, was conspicuously absent due to a sponsorship dispute. But that didn’t stop the drama. As the clock ticked down, contestants scarfed down hot dogs with reckless abandon. Geoffrey Esper, Pat Bertoletti, and James Webb battled it out, their jaws working like well-oiled machines. But wait—was there foul play? Suspicions arose when someone noticed a competitor discreetly slipping extra buns into their mouth. Was it an innocent mistake, or a deliberate attempt to inflate their hot dog count? Joe Vector, armed with a mustard-stained notepad, grilled witnesses (pun intended) and analyzed slow-motion footage. Was it a bun bandit? A condiment conspirator? Or just a hungry contestant with an overzealous appetite? Joe vowed to uncover the truth, even if it meant diving headfirst into a vat of sauerkraut. As the sun set on July 4th, Joe Vector’s reports echoed through the airwaves. Hot dogs under scrutiny—stay tuned for the next episode of “News with Joe Vector,” where we’ll reveal whether justice prevails or if the hot dogs continue their clandestine escapades. 🎙️🌭🕵️♂️
Also, reporting on a gerbil heist went wrong, A guy broke into the pet store and stole many Gerbil and was found passed out by police. And was apprehended. This story was reported from AP News by Joe Vector.
This Article was Generated by Copilot AI, but the Gerbil part was written by me. Copilot AI went off to the races while talking about this story about the Gerbil and couldn't get it right. I guess their imagination got in the way.
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/news-with-joe-vector--5009773/support.
Show More
Show Less
14 mins