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Four big stories, no need to scroll,

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This is News Jams, headlines in flow,

Truth in the beat, now you’re in the know.

Politics, justice, and public debate,

We break it down — no need to wait.

From Congress halls to courtroom floors,

The news comes alive like never before.

Trump administration reversing course, releasing $6B in education funding

The White House announced a big reversal,

Six billion dollars held back is now dispersal.

It was paused by Trump officials last month,

But legal concerns made them rethink the stunt.

Now colleges will get their federal aid,

After weeks of uncertainty and plans delayed.

Medical staff face federal charges after allegedly assaulting ICE agents

In a Texas hospital, tensions rose fast,

Where ICE agents came to oversee a task.

Medical workers allegedly attacked the team,

A confrontation far beyond routine.

Four people now face federal charges in court,

Accused of violence in a law enforcement report.

Ethics panel orders AOC to pay additional $3,000 for 2021 Met Gala

The House Ethics panel made a new call,

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez must pay it all.

Three thousand more for her 2021 night,

The Met Gala dress still causing a fight.

They say she delayed paying for makeup and clothes,

And now the total fine officially grows.

Photo agency asks court to dismiss Prince Harry and Meghan’s car chase lawsuit

A photo agency fired back today,

After Harry and Meghan tried to make them pay.

The royals claimed a car chase that put lives at stake,

But the firm says that’s not what took place.

They want the lawsuit dropped, call the claims a sham,

Saying their photographers just followed the plan.

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This is News Jams, headlines in flow,

Truth in the beat, now you’re in the know.

Politics, justice, and public debate,

We break it down — no need to wait.

From Congress halls to courtroom floors,

The news comes alive like never before.

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Hulk Hogan, pro wrestling icon, dead at 71

The legend’s gone, it shook the ring,

Hulk Hogan passed, he gave us everything.

From body slams to the power of pride,

The red and yellow rode one final ride.

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Alphabet results take S&P 500, Nasdaq to record highs; Dow falls

Stocks went wild, tech took the lead,

Alphabet soared, gave traders what they need.

S&P and Nasdaq broke past the line,

Dow slipped a bit, but the rest did fine.

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Columbia University to pay $245M in connection with sexual abuse by former gynecologist

Columbia paid out two forty-five,

For silence kept while predators thrived.

Women spoke out, they stood up tall,

Now a reckoning comes through justice for all.

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5 Things to know for July 24: Signal controversy, Epstein files, birthright citizenship, Thailand & Cambodia, Ohio ambush

Trump’s back again with a legal plan,

To end the right of birth on U.S. land.

He says it’s time for a change in the law,

But the courts might halt what he just saw.

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We report the news, we don’t take sides

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News Jams is live, it’s July twenty-third,

Twenty twenty-five—let the facts be heard.

Five major stories, fresh from the wire,

Delivered in rhythm, with truth that won’t tire.

Bryan Kohberger: Prosecutors can seek death penalty for suspect in Idaho student murders

Bryan Kohberger stood in court today,

Facing four murder charges, the state wants him to pay.

The judge ruled prosecutors can seek his death,

For the stabbing of four students while they slept.

He was arrested months back in Pennsylvania,

Now the Idaho court brings formal mania.

The defense says he’s not the man to blame,

But the state says the DNA links him to the slain.

Trump administration to supercharge AI arms sales to allies

The Trump administration’s got a tech agenda,

Boosting AI defense with a global vendor.

They’re speeding up sales of battlefield AI,

To allies worldwide with a Pentagon tie.

Critics warn about ethics and the law,

But Trump’s team sees profit without flaw.

Autonomous drones and targeting tools,

Getting fast-tracked with fewer rules.

House Oversight Committee issues subpoena for Ghislaine Maxwell

The House Oversight Committee made a bold move,

Subpoenaed Ghislaine Maxwell to prove

What she knows about Epstein and who was involved,

As lawmakers push to get crimes resolved.

She’s in prison now for sex trafficking charges,

But they want her testimony under oath, not dodges.

The GOP says the public has the right to see

Who flew on the jets and what went on privately.

Top UN court says countries can sue each other over climate change

On July 23, the UN’s top court in The Hague made waves,

Saying nations can sue peers for climate harm they’ve made.

The advisory ruling underscores a legal shift,

Nonbinding—but used to hold polluters adrift.

It recognizes climate harm as lawbreaking,

And opens the door for reparations for the taking.

Though it won’t enforce verdicts right away,

It’s a landmark moment on the global justice highway.

Doctor who gave Matthew Perry ketamine pleads guilty

A doctor in L.A. just pleaded guilty,

Linked to Matthew Perry’s ketamine autopsy.

He gave Perry the drug, despite the risk,

Then texted friends, calling him a “moron,” real brisk.

Authorities say he ignored every sign,

Dispensed the ketamine well out of line.

Now he’s convicted for the unlawful med,

Part of the puzzle in how the actor ended up dead.

That’s your News Jams for July twenty-three,

From courtrooms to Congress to overseas.

If you missed the headlines, now you’re in the know,

We’ll keep it coming—next verse, next show.