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New year shock, old world problems: we kick off 2026 by stress-testing the everyday stuff that somehow feels harder than outrunning a movie monster. From checks versus direct deposit to stores that reject your card at the worst moment, we turn money mishaps and retail rules into survival drills with jokes as our flashlight. It’s a fast tour through bank anxiety, mobile deposits, convenience fees, and the strange house rules of places like Costco and WinCo—plus the backup systems that keep you from getting stranded at the register.

The vibe shifts as real safety enters the chat. We talk mail theft, fraud alerts, and what to do when a simple errand turns into something unsettling in a parking lot. Without losing the humor, we get practical about documenting details, filing reports, and using tech to spot trouble early. The takeaway is simple: survival isn’t just wilderness gear and bunker talk. It’s noticing patterns, planning small redundancies, and staying calm when the plan breaks.

We also lay out our 2026 game plan. Expect tighter bits, a yearlong capture of the funniest moments for a mega highlight drop, and a renewed push for live segments that reward the diehards. There’s a creative resolution in the mix—daily drawing—and a promise to keep the show’s horror-comedy survival DNA front and center, even when we’re arguing about phone calls versus texts. Most important, we want your voice in the mix. Tell us what segments you love, which to retire, and what wild ideas we should test next.

If you had to build your own “everyday survival kit,” what’s going in first? Hit play, then leave a rating, follow for more, and share this with a friend who always brings the wrong card to Costco. Your ideas will shape what we make next—drop them in our mentions and let’s make 2026 fun to survive.