Mysteries abound in Ward 26, as the Doctor and Rose investigate! Just how do the Sisters work their medical magic? Why are all the patients fine, when they should be dead or dying? What’s with Rose’s new voice? And why has she suddenly taken up tonsil-tennis? Is anything really what it seems...?

Also: The Duke of Manhattan takes up flirting, Frau Clovis gets jealous, and Novice Hame reflects. Includes bad manners, brainy specs, champagne, far-future diseases, some terrible Cockney, a sleepy Face of Boe and a Carry On reference. Oh, and snogging. Ooh matron, indeed! (No, that’s not the reference…)

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• With ENORMOUS thanks to the prodigiously talented Joanna Materek for her wonderful artwork!
• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC

• Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
• Sound Effects: Freesound and Pixabay

THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.

Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:45) Chapter 8

(0:51) A Rose By Any Other Name

(06:31) Miracle Patients

(10:32) Adam and Eve It

(15:27) The Kiss

(19:26) Novice Hame Reflects

It's a medical miracle! A previously petrified patient in Ward 26 has inexplicably recovered from his terminal condition, but the Sisters remain suspiciously tight-lipped on the matter. The Doctor is on the case! Downstairs, meanwhile, Cassandra-Rose – she of Wonderbra fame – readies herself for some good ol'-fashioned Time Lord seduction…

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• A HUGE thank you to illustrator Amera Altahan for her marvellous artwork!

• Music used with kind permission fromTHE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:

• Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker

• Sound Effects: Freesounds and Pixabay.

THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.

Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:44) Chapter 7

(0:50) Cured?!

(4:14) Patient Confidentiality

(7:44) Chip's Concerns

(10:12) Cassandra's Makeover

(17:00) Perfume

Lonely gods and bouncy castles, oh my! Lady Cassandra, having a chav-tastic time living it up inside Rose: mind, body, and Cockney rhyming-slang. We get a peek into the Doctor’s mind as well - and there’s even a nod toThe TV Movie in there somewhere. Cor blimey, guv’nah!

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• A HUGE thank you to the incredibly talented Chaotic Simp for her Rose Tyler artwork!

• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:

• Additionally Sampled Music: "Tainted Love" as performed by Soft Cell (1981), and"Song For Ten" as composed by Murray Gold and performed by Tim Phillips in The Christmas Invasion (2005).
• Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker

• Sound Effects: Freesounds and Pixabay.

THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.

• Timestamps

  (0:00) Intro

  (0:43) Chapter 6

  (0:50) Curves

  (6:36) Brain Meat Expired

  (9:51) Rose's Surface Memories

  (12:37) The Doctor's Meander

  (18:35) Nice Rear Bumper

  (20:27) The Doctor's Phone Call