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Clothes feel strange after four days of sun, rain, and 375 men learning how to be at home in their skin. We headed to Naked Camp expecting a laugh and a few workshops; we came back with calmer nervous systems, new friends, and a sturdier sense of consent and connection.

We talk about the nuts and bolts first: a diverse organising committee, space that actually supports mingling, and a crowd that spanned early 20s to 80s. The vibe? Welcoming, curious, and gloriously unclothed. From there we dive into the workshops that stuck. A four‑handed massage became a masterclass in boundary‑setting and sensation, complete with blindfolds, rhythm, and the kind of trust that turns touch into art. A table did collapse mid‑bliss, but even that blooper drew us closer through shared laughter and quick care. Mindful morning masturbation reframed solo pleasure as a practice: less porn autopilot, more breath, technique, and attention. When someone experienced a full‑body orgasm, we learned how to hold intensity without fear, using breath and choice to stay grounded.

The softer magic arrived in conversation circles and a session called Intimate Ocean, where we learned the gourmet hug—three breaths, a long sigh, a hold with intent. Heads on bellies, hands resting with permission, a room full of men relaxing into non‑sexual closeness. We also walked away with language to make adult friendships explicit: ask, don’t assume. And yes, we let our inner chaos out at the talent slash no‑talent show, swapping songs last minute and unleashing props that had judges howling. It was silly, shameless, and strangely healing to play without ranking ourselves against anyone.

If you’ve ever wondered whether a queer nude retreat is for you, hear our honest take: it’s perfect if you crave consent‑first spaces, playful learning, and community that treats every body with care. Less perfect if you truly hate camping, and that’s fine. We’re already planning next year with lighter bags and bigger hugs. Enjoy the ride, share it with a curious friend, and if this resonated, follow, rate, and leave a review so more people can find their way to kinder spaces.

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