For our last recording of 2025, Emily and Alex take on a TIME article naming the "architects of AI" as their person of the year. We also look back at the year in AI nonsense, and share findings from our Fresh AI Hell Wrapped. Happy Hype-y New Year!

References:

• "The Architects of AI Are TIME's 2025 Person of the Year"
• Stanford AI Index Report

Also referenced:

• Original "Lunch Atop a Skyscraper" photo
• "The Number of People Using AI at Work Is Suddenly Falling"

Fresh AI Hell:

• Fresh AI Hell, Wrapped
• Adobe for Education outputs sexualized images
• "'Low Tech ChatGPT' on physical paper"
• "Springer Nature retracts, removes nearly 40 publications that trained neural networks on 'bonkers' dataset"
• Hologram lecturers and robot sandwich-makers
• "'ChatGPT for Doctors' Startup Doubles Valuation to $12 Billion as Revenue Surges"
• No more ideas. Need AIdeas!
• "For the First Time, AI Analyzes Language as Well as a Human Expert"
• "Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man’s Meta Smart Glasses on Subway"

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Music by Toby Menon.
Artwork by Naomi Pleasure-Park.
Production by Ozzy Llinas Goodman.

There's a new definition of artificial general intelligence in town, and unsurprisingly... it's bad! Alex and Emily rip up the tissue-paper-thin premises behind this latest attempt to define "intelligence." Plus, we discover that AI hypers love using logos that look like buttholes.

References:

• "A Definition of AGI" landing page and paper-shaped object

Fresh AI Hell:

• "What If Sea Monkeys Constantly, Sometimes Dangerously, Bullshitted People"
• Doctronic, the "AI doctor"
• NIST reports companies cheat on "AI" evaluations
• "Microsoft Lowers Sales Staff's Growth Targets For Newer AI Software"
• "PEN Guild wins landmark arbitration on AI protections"
• "AI" assistant pop-up whack-a-mole

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Music by Toby Menon.
Artwork by Naomi Pleasure-Park.
Production by Ozzy Llinas Goodman.

Tech leaders are pushing the idea that automation can strengthen democracy — but as usual, their bold suggestions are based on castles made of sand. Alex and Emily tear down some flimsy arguments for AI governance, exposing their incorrect assumptions about the democratic process.

References:

• "This Is No Way to Rule a Country"
• "Four ways AI is being used to strengthen democracies worldwide"

Also referenced:

• Collective Intelligence Project surveys
• Interview with CalMatters CEO

Fresh AI Hell:

• Amazon introduces AI translation for Kindle authors
• Nature op ed recommends AI versions of Einstein, Bohr, and Feynman
• An AI Podcasting Machine Is Churning Out 3,000 Episodes a Week
• AI dating café to open in New York
• Recipe slop flooding social media
• AI slop about Autism published in Nature
• Upwork ad for fixing LLM editorial
• "Hundreds of Chicago residents sign petition to pause robot delivery pilot program over safety concerns"

Check out future streams on Twitch. Meanwhile, send us any AI Hell you see.

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• Twitter: @alexhanna

Music by Toby Menon.
Artwork by Naomi Pleasure-Park.
Production by Ozzy Llinas Goodman.