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Movie Wars

Movie Wars

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A panel of stand-up comedians blends humor with deep film analysis, using their unique ‘War Card’ system to grade movies across key categories. Each episode delivers thoughtful insights and spirited debate, offering a fresh, comedic take on film critique. New episode every Tuesday!Copyright 2025 2-Vices Media Art Politics & Government
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  • Black Swan with Marianna Barksdale
    Jun 17 2025

    In this episode of the Movie Wars podcast, stand-up comedian Marianna Barksdale brings her unique perspective as a former ballerina to our in-depth dive into Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan. Together, hosts Kyle and Seth explore the complex relationship between perfectionism and psychological breakdown, as embodied by Natalie Portman’s iconic performance as Nina Sayers.

    We unpack Nina’s struggle with the duality of the white and black swan, exploring themes of obsession, identity, and the toll of striving for artistic excellence. Marianna’s first-hand experience in the ballet world provides an authentic and intimate lens through which to understand the pressures faced by dancers, both in the film and in real life.


    The episode takes a deep look at Black Swan’s cinematography and sound design, highlighting how Aronofsky’s direction elevates the film’s haunting tension. We also reflect on the broader implications of the story’s portrayal of mental health, artistic ambition, and the intense self-doubt that comes with pursuing perfection. Marianna’s insights enrich this conversation, drawing powerful parallels between Nina’s descent into madness and the real sacrifices made in the pursuit of artistic brilliance.


    This episode is a must-listen for fans of Black Swan, ballet enthusiasts, and anyone interested in the intersection of mental health and the performing arts. Don’t miss out on this compelling analysis that resonates with cinephiles and casual viewers alike!


    Key Takeaways:

    • Marianna Barksdale’s insider perspective as a ballerina adds a unique depth to the discussion.
    • Black Swan explores the psychological costs of perfectionism, ambition, and identity.
    • The film’s cinematography and sound design immerse viewers in Nina's spiraling journey.
    • Aronofsky’s directorial choices heighten the visceral experience of the film.
    • Mental health and the pressures of the performing arts are central themes of the conversation.

    Mentioned in this episode:

    • Black Swan
    • Midsommar
    • Noah
    • The Whale
    • The Fountain
    • The Fighter
    • Requiem for a Dream
    • Mother


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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • 300 With James Holiday
    Jun 10 2025

    🎙️ Sparta, Abs, and HBO-Caliber Sass: Comedian James Holiday Joins the War on “300”

    Nashville comedy phenom James Holiday drops into the Movie Wars arena to help us tackle one of the most quotable and visually iconic films of the 2000s—300. From the slow-mo spear throws to Xerxes’ glistening body oil, we cover it all.


    We break down Zack Snyder’s graphic novel fever dream: the shredded Spartans, the era-defining style, and how 300 became a cultural touchstone for dudes who discovered spray-tan abs. James brings both heart and hilarity, sharing insights from the stage, the makeup chair, and the back alleys of East Nashville.


    We also dig into the historical controversy behind the Battle of Thermopylae, the film’s depiction of the Persians, and how Lena Headey’s Game-of-Thrones-caliber performance brought true grit to an otherwise testosterone-fueled bloodbath.


    Plus:

    • Gerard Butler's failed audition and how he still landed Leonidas with one phone call
    • The surprising biblical connection to Xerxes
    • The moment Comic-Con was overtaken by spray-tanned Spartans
    • And yes, a full breakdown of betrayal coins, ab chiseling, and the rise of post-300 alpha influencer culture

    ⚔️ This episode is a full send into stylized violence, historical legend, and what happens when a movie is so brolic it becomes a personality type.


    • 🎧 Subscribe now. Share with your gym bros, comic nerds, and that guy who never stopped quoting 300 in 2007.

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Nick Swardson Drops By to Talk Happy Gilmore 2, Blades of Glory, and Reviving R-Rated Comedy
    Jun 3 2025

    Nick Swardson on the Revival of Rated-R Comedy, Happy Gilmore 2, and Blades of Glory

    This week, comedy legend Nick Swardson joins us for one of the most fun, candid, and wide-ranging conversations we’ve ever had. From behind-the-scenes stories on Blades of Glory to joining the legacy of Happy Gilmore 2, Nick shares his mission to bring back the loud, unapologetic energy of Rated-R comedy.


    We get into his 30-year stand-up career, his start writing and starring in Grandma’s Boy, and his long-running creative partnership with Adam Sandler. He breaks down why R-rated comedies always seem to vanish, only to come roaring back, and why he’s determined to help spark the next big wave.


    You’ll also hear wild stories involving Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, Paris Hilton, and even Tom Cruise playing hockey at Sandler’s holiday party. It’s Nick Swardson unfiltered—and absolutely hilarious.


    🎤 About Nick Swardson


    Nick Swardson is a veteran stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer with deep roots in modern comedy. Hailing from Minneapolis, he got his big break writing and starring in Malibu's Most Wanted and Grandma’s Boy, becoming a key member of Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison crew. He’s appeared in a long list of comedy classics including Benchwarmers, Click, Just Go With It, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, and voiced characters in Hell and Back and Star vs. the Forces of Evil. Nick’s stand-up specials—Taste It, Seriously, Who Farted?, and Make Joke From Face—are cult favorites, and his upcoming special Toilet Head was filmed at the iconic First Avenue club in Minneapolis. Nick continues to write and produce original R-rated comedies aimed at reigniting the genre—and he’s not slowing down anytime soon.

    🎯 Takeaways from this episode:


    • Nick opens up about joining Happy Gilmore 2 and what it means to be part of Sandler’s legacy.
    • He walks us through the writing of new original comedies that tap into the spirit of Road House and Sons of Anarchy—but with laughs.
    • He shares what made Blades of Glory so special, including almost replacing Jon Heder mid-shoot.
    • We talk about the cultural importance of R-rated comedies—and why we need them now more than ever.
    • Nick gives a rare glimpse into his behind-the-scenes role as a creative producer, punching up scripts and feeding lines on set.
    • 📣 Reminder: If you love comedies, support them in theaters. That’s how we keep movies like Grandma’s Boy, Bucky Larson, and Your Highness alive.

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    53 mins

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