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Movie Wars

Movie Wars

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A panel of stand-up comedians blends humor with deep film analysis, using their unique ‘War Card’ system to grade movies across key categories. Each episode delivers thoughtful insights and spirited debate, offering a fresh, comedic take on film critique. New episode every Tuesday!Copyright 2025 2-Vices Media Art Politics & Government
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  • Does The Sandlot hold up? With comedian Paula Kosienski!
    Aug 5 2025

    🎙️ The Sandlot: Childhood Legends, Helicopter Parents & The Vomit-Covered Comedy Special

    Is The Sandlot still a perfect family film—or just a nostalgic relic? In this episode, Kyle and Seth are joined by hilarious guest Paula Kosinski (Dry Bar Comedy) for a deep dive into the backyard baseball classic that defined a generation.

    CHECK OUT PAULA'S SHOWCASE on Nate Bargatze's Nateland showcase.

    We relive the freedom of 90s latchkey kids, the magic of Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez, and whether childhood really was better before smartphones and supervision. Paula opens with an unforgettable story about throwing up before her comedy special—and somehow, it all connects.

    This episode unpacks why The Sandlot still works, how it walks a fine line between kid movie and adult cult classic, and whether the Wendy Peffercorn scene hits differently today. We talk childhood crushes, parenting then vs. now, and how this movie created legends like “You’re killing me, Smalls.”


    Plus: Is this one of the last great family films that truly got it right?


    ⏱️ Timestamps & Highlights:



    • (00:00) Paula’s comedy special horror story — bodily fluids and braver
    • (04:00) Kyle cries rewatching The Sandlot and realizes it still hits
    • (07:00) Helicopter parenting vs. the 90s “no one knew where I was” era
    • (09:00) The lost era of 90s family films with solid storytelling
    • (14:00) Wendy Peffercorn: creepy, funny, or both? Breaking down the infamous scene
    • (16:00) Smalls, Benny, and the cast: who we related to most as kids (or still do)
    • (23:00) The mystery of The Sandlot’s perfect tone for kids and adults
    • (28:00) "You’re killing me, Smalls" was ad-libbed? Iconic line origins
    • (30:00) How fame at a young age shaped the cast—and why Patrick Renna crushes it on Cameo

    🎯 Takeaways:

    • The Sandlot remains a rare film that nails both childhood wonder and adult relatability.
    • The cast's chemistry, especially Benny’s calming presence, gives it a mythic, timeless feel.
    • Paula shares hilarious and personal reflections that make this more than just a movie breakdown.
    • We tackle the controversial pool scene, modern sensitivities, and why this movie still makes grown men cry.


    • 📲 Love the show? Share Movie Wars with a friend. And don’t forget: Tell a joke. Puke. Tell a joke. Puke. Deliver a special.


    Companies mentioned in this episode:

    • Dry Bar
    • Netflix
    • Disney
    • Paramount Pictures
    • Universal Pictures
    • Focus Features
    • Warner Bros.
    • 20th Century Fox
    • Columbia Pictures
    • Sony Pictures

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, the greatest political drama EVER? W/ Nick Bush
    Jul 29 2025

    The oldest movie we’ve ever covered... and somehow, still one of the most relevant.

    We’re back with returning guest and comedian Nick Bush to unpack Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, a film that’s somehow more politically sharp in 2024 than it was in 1939. From attempted censorship by real U.S. Senators to Jimmy Stewart’s dangerous commitment to method acting, this episode is a wild ride through old Hollywood and modern-day political déjà vu.

    We talk about:

    • How lawmakers tried to bury the film before release
    • Jimmy Stewart’s raw, wounded performance (yes, he had his throat chemically scorched on set)
    • Why Gene Arthur’s drunken bar scene might be one of the best-acted scenes ever
    • Whether this film could (or should) be remade — and who could possibly pull it off
    • Plus: Boy Rangers, whitewashed Senate floors, and what Mr. Smith Does D.C. would look like

    This one is equal parts reverence and ridiculousness. Let’s filibuster.


    ⏱️ Time Markers

    00:00 – Intro and Nick is back!


    01:00 – Why we picked Mr. Smith and its place in patriotic cinema


    02:00 – The wild political backlash: senators tried to suppress the movie


    04:00 – Jimmy Stewart’s “aw shucks” performance that turns into something devastating


    06:30 – Is Tom Hanks our modern-day Jimmy Stewart?


    09:00 – Gene Arthur: the underrated MVP of the movie


    10:00 – The bar scene: acting masterclass or just fun to film?


    12:00 – Are the Boy Rangers… kind of weird in hindsight?


    13:00 – That moment they try to kill kids and everyone shrugs


    14:00 – The child actors are… actually great?


    16:00 – “Leave your rubbers at the door”: what the hell does that mean?


    18:00 – Should this movie be remade? (with Pedro Pascal? Dennis from Always Sunny?)


    20:00 – The shockingly white Senate and the need for diversity in remakes


    22:00 – Filming locations: real D.C. vs studio sets


    23:00 – Stewart’s insane method acting involving mercury dichloride


    26:00 – Final thoughts, Boy Ranger jokes, and wrap-up

    📌 Takeaways
    • Mr. Smith Goes to Washington was nearly canceled by Congress.
    • Jimmy Stewart had his throat chemically burned to sound filibuster-exhausted.
    • The film's themes of corruption, media manipulation, and lost innocence still sting today.
    • The cast, especially Gene Arthur and the child actors, still feel modern and alive.
    • It’s an iconic film that’s hilarious, frustrating, moving—and deeply American.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Saving Private Ryan with Nick Bush
    Jul 22 2025

    We’re joined by Nashville comedian and college professor Nick Bush for one of our most emotional episodes yet — Saving Private Ryan.

    This one hits different. We talk about how Spielberg’s unflinching realism changed war cinema forever, from the shaky, documentary-style camera work to the raw character moments that sneak up and wreck you. We dig into the movie’s impact on veterans, including the real-life PTSD hotlines that had to be set up after it premiered. Nick brings a unique blend of humor and literary insight, and we explore everything from the technical mastery of the D-Day landing to why Tom Hanks’ quiet leadership still holds up.

    We ask hard questions: Were all German soldiers truly fighting for the Nazi cause? Why does WWII continue to dominate war storytelling? And what does a movie like this reveal about us as people, decades later?

    There’s some fun too — Vin Diesel tears, imagining the war as a “heist film,” and of course, our totally respectful attempt at balancing jokes with reverence for one of the most devastating events in human history. Oh, and yes, we officially declare that this film ruined war movies forever — because nothing comes close.


    🎙️ Show Notes & Timestamps:


    0:00 – Intro: Kyle, Seth, and Nick Bush get silly before diving into heavy territory


    2:00 – Why it’s hard to be funny about Saving Private Ryan


    4:00 – Kyle admits he usually doesn’t like war movies… but this one got him


    6:30 – How Spielberg used shutter speed and film grain to mimic actual combat footage


    8:30 – PTSD hotlines flooded after the film’s release — and why the realism hit so hard


    11:00 – The writing is just as powerful as the action — even the “quiet” scenes hit


    12:45 – “It’s basically a heist movie” — Nick breaks down the structure


    14:20 – The film’s legacy: did Saving Private Ryan ruin all war movies after it?


    17:00 – Why WWII is the most compelling setting for storytelling


    20:00 – The evolution of war movies post-9/11 and the rise of nihilism in cinema


    23:00 – “I cried at least three times” — the scenes that broke us


    25:10 – Vin Diesel’s surprisingly emotional death scene


    27:30 – Are we desensitized to violence, or just disconnected from real consequences?


    29:30 – Upham’s cowardice, morality, and the complexity of humanity in war


    33:00 – Were all German soldiers “Nazis,” or just young men conscripted into hell?


    36:00 – Spielberg and Hanks fund Band of Brothers off the back of this film


    38:00 – Final thoughts: war as sport, sacrifice, and why this film still devastates

    Takeaways:


    • Spielberg and Hanks took pay cuts to protect the budget — and it shows.
    • The film’s hyper-realism caused real PTSD flashbacks in theaters, leading to national veteran hotline spikes.
    • Its gritty style and technical precision redefined how war should look and feel on-screen.
    • Dialogue scenes hit just as hard as the battles — especially Captain Miller’s quiet wisdom.
    • We reflect on what war actually feels like, how art portrays it, and why this film pulls us back from cynicism.

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    1 hr and 24 mins
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