Eric graduates his last, and Jon hosts a field trip. Club Penguin fans post inside documents from Disney (among others) and Apple announces how they will securely and privately execute LLMs in the cloud. Wyoming nuclear power plant breaks ground, the Civ7 trailer is released, and Astronaut William Anders passes away in his plane.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 14:32 - Bad Penguins
• 21:10 - Private Cloud Compute
• 32:28 - Nuclear Wyoming
• 35:51 - Civilization VII
• 36:37 - William Anders

Eric says goodbye (sorta) to Coke Zero just in time for Chaos Week; aka Last Child Graduating High School. Jon cleans out his barn and discovers the bees are making him honey. Polish Hackers call out train repair shenanigans and Ticketmaster loses 560 million(ish?) user accounts due to(?) a Snowflake database misconfiguration? So many questions. Panamanian islands are "sinking" and China lands on the moon (again). Jon listens to a new "Harry Potter meets Ender's Game meets Ready Player One" book series and now Eric is spending more money on books.

• 0:00 - Introduction
• 12:00 - Polish Train Hackers
• 20:22 - Ticketmaster hack?
• 22:37 - Snowflake hack?
• 25:36 - Panama's Carribbean Relocation
• 27:51 - China lands on the Moon
• 29:32 - Warformed: Stormweaver

Eric grills ribs for Memorial Day, and Jon finds a goose. The internet archive under attack (literally and legally), and essays on programming. Two Mayan fun things ... books and bees.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 12:05 - Wayback Attack
• 16:20 - Essays on Programming
• 31:25 - Doomsday Match
• 35:13 - Stingless Bees