Morning Crankers is turning up the heat — and adding a brand-new voice.

In the December 17, 2025 episode, Hans officially welcomes ROXXY (Foxxy Roxxy) as a new co-host, bringing fresh energy, sharp humor, and unfiltered commentary to the Morning Crankers chaos.

This episode fires on all cylinders as the crew breaks down:

• The hottest-selling Christmas presents of the year — what everyone actually wants vs. what’s already sold out

• National days of the week, because yes… apparently everything has a day now

• The most popular Christmas movies people are streaming, rewatching, and arguing about

• A bizarre real-life story out of Australia, where two men were caught smuggling pig semen from Dutch pigs, a case so absurd it may end up as a movie

• General Motors investing hundreds of millions of dollars to train young workers in the skilled trades to build the next generation of vehicles — and why this move matters more than college for many Americans

Fast-paced, hilarious, and unapologetically real, this episode blends news, culture, business, and pure insanity the way only Morning Crankers can.

Whether you’re here for the laughs, the headlines, or to meet ROXXY’s first official episode, this one delivers.

New voices. Wild stories. Real talk.

This is Morning Crankers.

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