On this episode of Mood Killers, Marconi opens up about his awkward, emotional, and occasionally itchy journey of growing out his hair—because why not reinvent yourself in the middle of a crisis? In another scroll-worthy edition of Keep Scrolling, the guys serve up a buffet of TikTok audio gems that are weirdly wonderful. Eddie airs his comedic grievances with Tom Segura and explains why he’s slowly backing away from Steve Harvey like he just saw a Family Feud ghost. Plus, in Marconi-Logs, we finally learn who makes Eddie’s elusive Top 5 Friends list… but is Marconi one of them? All this and a comforting Dollop of Joy to balance out the existential dread.

On this episode of Mood Killers, Marconi and Eddie dig into the identity crisis—literally. Do you need a REAL ID, City ID, passport, and a driver’s license just to exist now? They also warn you about the true horror of hot air balloons (spoiler: it’s all of it), why you should keep scrolling, and how sleep apnea is lurking like a bedtime villain. Plus, what’s Honey Boo Boo up to these days? Things that got too popular and ruined the fun for everyone. And finally, “A Dollop of Joy” explores the question: Is legacy just ego dressed in a tux?

Marconi is haunted by how efficiently he’s using his time now that he’s finally sleeping like a grown-up. Eddie’s unimpressed with the new Jon Hamm series on Apple TV+, and he's got thoughts about Google Nest, Windows 10, and LG phones all going *poof*. Meanwhile, the internet turns on Katy Perry—again—and she’s definitely *not* laughing. All that and more, plus a Dollop of Joy to cleanse your palate.