Episodes

  • Garlic, Dolly & the Three Eves of Christmas
    Dec 24 2025

    It’s Christmas Eve, Eve, Eve energy over here and things are delightfully unhinged. From raw garlic immunity experiments (👀 yes, really) to college kids returning home with trash bags of laundry, this episode is a whole sleigh ride of real life.

    We cover: • Holiday sickness panic + holistic remedies gone rogue • College kid habits that cannot be explained • Hosting stress, Dolly Parton–themed dinners, and why no one ever sits down • A very serious debate about Christmas Eve rules • And the “life hack” that absolutely is—or is not—a hack (sorry, Giant Eagle)

    It’s cozy, chaotic, funny, and exactly what you need before the holiday madness hits full throttle.

    🎧 Drop at 6 AM — listen before church, after wrapping, or definitely after Christmas. Merry Christmas from your favorite mismatched duo

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    22 mins
  • Christmas is Coming
    Dec 17 2025

    The girls even had a special guest in the background: Little Brody, who was clearly fascinated by the conversation and made his presence known more than once.

    The episode kicks off with talk of haircuts, dinner plans, and the strong feeling that Danna may or may not be hosting a party (the vibes were there, whether it was planned or not). With Christmas right around the corner, the conversation naturally shifts to all things holiday hustle.

    Kristin gives a much-anticipated barn update, sharing where things stand as the farm keeps moving full steam ahead. From there, the food talk takes over, lamb chops from the farm paired with Costco grated potatoes earn an enthusiastic 5-star review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐.

    Shopping temptations make their way into the episode too. Kristin professes her love for Tractor Supply Company clothing, and before long, Danna is officially influenced and agrees — TSC actually has really cute clothes. Enablers unite.

    The episode wraps with two big moments: ✨ A big announcement for Campbell (cue proud-mom energy) 🐾 And a long-awaited victory — Bill finally gives the green light for Kristin to order the giant dog bed for Baby Willett, the 100-pound “puppy” who clearly deserves nothing but the best.

    It’s a warm, funny, everyday-life kind of episode — complete with background noise, farm updates, food reviews, shopping confessions, and just enough chaos to keep things perfectly mismatched.

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    21 mins
  • Ho-Ho-Hold My Pajamas
    Dec 10 2025

    Sleep Status Report: Danna updates us on her ongoing sleep saga — it continues to be a whole storyline of its own. Kristin’s New Gadget Obsession: She’s found a cleaning tool that is apparently magical… prepare for the sales pitch. Holiday Shopping Showdown: Two totally different Christmas shopping strategies go head-to-head. Lists vs. vibes — who will win? Outfit Debates: Danna, once again, questions Kristin’s “public-appropriate” attire. Pajamas can be a lifestyle. Fancy Christmas Plans: Danna & Kristin spill their excitement over their very hot holiday date night at Cleveland’s Marble Room.

    Farm Hero Moment: Kristin gives Bill a big shout-out, up at 2:30 AM adjusting barn temps like the dedicated livestock farmer he is.

    Festive Field Trip: Dana & Kristin recap their adorable wreath-making class at Boyert’s Greenhouse in Medina, crafting, laughs, and maybe a little chaos with clippers.

    It’s the perfect mix of friendship, farm life, and festive adventures, because being mismatched means there’s always a good story.

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    25 mins
  • Caution Episode!
    Dec 3 2025

    Caution- This week’s episode is peak Mismatched: chaotic, honest, way-too-personal, and absolutely hilarious.

    We kick things off with colds, Zycam confessions, and questionable vitamin-pee science, before diving straight into the real stuff: finally cleaning our houses for the first time in months, decorating for Christmas on a snow day, and the joy of a candle that makes your whole house smell like the holidays.

    Then we wander into classic Mismatched territory: • Who sleeps naked, and why do bathrobes save lives? • Why flannel sheets are risky business. • Kids who still crawl into bed at 7:30 a.m. • And husbands who do NOT understand personal temperature zones.

    From there, buckle up—because we go deep into our childhoods of jorts-wearing dads who mowed the lawn in cutoffs, tanning-bed memberships (yes, truly), and why dermatologists are underrated heroes.

    Louisville drugstore being robbed while buying tampons. Yes, cardboard tampons. Yes, a formal protest was filed.

    And if you’re a male listener… we’re sorry. Truly. We lost you somewhere around the tampon debate or the “please don’t snuggle me, I’m sweating” conversation.

    By the end, we covered exactly none of the topics we planned, overshared way too much, giggled through the chaos, and wrapped it all up with: “Along for the ride. Until next time, friends… we’re mismatched.”

    A perfectly imperfect episode — just the way we like it.

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    22 mins
  • Turkey Troubles, Styrofoam Scandals & Baby Fever (Sort Of)
    Nov 26 2025

    Turkey Troubles, Styrofoam Scandals & Baby Fever (Sort Of)

    This week on Mismatched, Danna and Kristin covered everything from Thanksgiving turkey drama to nostalgic fast-food cups. 🦃 Turkey Tips Galore The episode kicked off with every turkey-cooking hack you’ll ever need—how long to roast, how to keep it juicy, and what to do if your thermometer breaks mid-bird (because yes, that happens). The girls share the real-life ways to tell your turkey is perfectly done without a fancy gadget.

    🥘 Favorite Sides & Family Chaos Kristin shared her beloved Thanksgiving sides, while Danna worked in a few classic critiques about her husband—because no holiday meal is complete without that.

    ☕ The Great Styrofoam Debate Then came the hot take: old McDonald’s Styrofoam cups were elite. Bad for the environment, sure… but nothing kept a drink cold like those white cups. And of course, Kristin confessed she once refused to throw away her Bucky’s Styrofoam cup for far too long. Zero regrets.

    👶 Baby Snuggles Danna got to meet the newest member of her family this week, and Kristin went full nostalgic mom-mode—remembering baby days, insisting she loves babies, does not want another baby, but also… she really loves babies.

    It’s mismatched, it’s chaotic, it’s honest, and it’s all heart. Give this episode a listen—you’ll laugh, learn how to save a turkey disaster, and maybe crave a McDonald’s Coke in a Styrofoam cup.

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    20 mins
  • Running on Fumes
    Nov 19 2025

    This week on The Mismatched Podcast, Danna and Kristin prove once again that no topic is too random, too real, or too ridiculous for these two.

    We kick things off with Danna’s bold declaration that “doing chores is no big deal — being a farmer is easy.” Kristin, representing every farm mom in America, respectfully disagrees… while laughing through her exhaustion.

    Then we get into Kristin’s latest adventure: driving her “big rig” while running on diesel fumes. Nothing like the thrill of watching the fuel gauge hit zero and praying to the tractor gods you’ll coast into the station. Spoiler: she did make it — but barely.

    Meanwhile, back at Casa de Danna? The woman is bored.

    We wrap with a surprisingly heartwarming moment — both families had kids donate blood for the very first time. ❤️ Big shoutout to the Red Cross, who will absolutely call you, text you, email you, send a carrier pigeon… whatever it takes. Persistent is an understatement.

    Another week, another wild mash-up of life, chaos, parenting, and farm stories — exactly what makes our podcast perfectly mismatched.

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    21 mins
  • Beans and Beared Dragons
    Nov 12 2025

    This week on Mismatched with Danna & Kristin, we’re talking farm chaos, snow day dreams, and anniversary laughs — plus, meet our surprise guest 🦎 Thor the bearded dragon (who might actually be a she).

    From Tom’s “95% done” projects to chili overload and a little reptile drama, it’s a perfectly mismatched mix of real life, laughter, and chaos.

    🎧 Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you tune in — and follow along for more fun on socials @mismatchedpodcast and @localfarmmom!

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    21 mins
  • Helicopter Parenting and Window Peeping
    Nov 7 2025

    This week on The Mismatched Podcast we dive into tight chests and the health concerns we shouldn’t ignore (hello, WebMD panic). We also admit our weird little addictions and why yelling “FOCUS!” at people isn’t exactly the cure for anything.

    We discuss which Patterson kid gave their parents a run for their money 👀 Meanwhile, Danna continues to insist she’s not a helicopter parent to Joey… denial is a river, friends.

    🚨 PSA: Don’t listen with your kids — we talk about the Magic of Santa. You’ve been warned.

    Holiday decorating disasters, mismatched socks, and apparently you can see straight into Kristin’s bedroom window (creeper alert). Oh — and we’re comparing torso lengths, because why not?

    Tune in for laughs, parenting confessions, and questionable health advice.

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    21 mins