Episodes

  • County Fair Chaos, Apple Wars & Interview Attire
    Aug 27 2025

    🎙️ This Week on the Mismatched Podcast Fair Week chaos, apple wars, and late-night pumpkin spice coffee. Kristin’s drowning in sheep and apples, Danna’s annoyed at Patterson family “communication,” and somehow we end up debating what teens should wear to job interviews.

    From $25,000 apple pies to team-dinner mix-ups, this episode is a whirlwind of farm life, fair prep, and plenty of laughs. 🍎🐑☕

    Whatever you are doing Or wherever you are headed take Mismatched along for the ride.

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    21 mins
  • Barnyard Drama & Beauty Trauma
    Aug 20 2025

    Sheep testicles, pigs’ skincare, and Cedar Point thrills—yep, we’re back and as mismatched as ever. 🐑🐷🎢

    Danna hosted her Floats & Boats event, complete with some delish appz that had everyone floating happy. Kristin, meanwhile, had to go full feisty farm girl when someone tried to hijack her cat. 🐈‍⬛💪

    Add in county fairs, back-to-school chaos, and the ongoing debate about whether Kristin’s barn actually smells (Danna insists yes, Kristin insists showering is optional)…plus Kristin might just be auditioning a new cohost. 👀

    This episode is a wild ride—don’t miss it!

    #MismatchedPodcast #FarmLife #CountyFair #FloatsAndBoats #SheepStuff

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    23 mins
  • Trees, Garage Doors & Groupon Concerts: A Mismatched Masterpiece
    Aug 13 2025

    From front-yard bathroom breaks (yes, you read that right) to Wilson Phillips concerts on a Groupon, this week’s episode is full of “did they really just say that?” moments. 🤦‍♀️😂

    We cover: 💦 Joey’s questionable choice of tree… and cul-de-sac etiquette 🎶 A bargain concert night with a surprise Baldwin sighting 🚗 Olivia’s first “new driver” garage door incident 🐖 Why our pigs might just be the Wagyu of Geauga County 🍕 Perfecting the farm’s pizza game …and why some of us think “laying around” is a vacation, and others think it’s a waste of time.

    Laugh with us, roll your eyes with us, and maybe feel just a little better about your own family’s chaos.

    🎧 Listen now — because life’s more fun when it’s a little mismatched.

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    22 mins
  • Camels and Crazy
    Aug 6 2025

    “Wait… can you hear me? No? Oh, your volume was down.” And that’s exactly how this week’s episode kicks off. From scratchy throats and barn dust disasters to camel rides at the State Fair (yes, CAMELS 🐪), Danna and Kristin are back with their signature chaos and charm.

    They cover it all: ✨ barn Christmas morning dreams (and Dana’s veto 👎) ✨ kids fishing in stocked ponds like pros 🎣 ✨ a brand new washer & dryer for the barn 🚜 ✨ and a Netflix show so scandalous you’ll need to lock the door before watching 👀

    Plus, a book rec, a shout-out to their #1 listener, and plenty of laughs you don’t want to miss.

    👉 Tune in now — because sometimes mismatched is exactly what you need.

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    24 mins
  • Birthdays, TikToks, and… secret cows? 🐄
    Jul 30 2025

    It’s been a whirlwind week for Danna—three birthdays, a new driver in the house 🚗, and the realization that she officially has no kids in the single digits! Meanwhile, Kristin’s daughter may or may not have been Butters the Cow at the Ohio State Fair (shh… it’s top secret 🤫).

    We’re chatting about the chaos of summer birthdays, what teens are really posting online (and why Grandma might be sliding into their DMs 😅), Campbell’s “Will It Corn Dog?” fair food reviews 🌭, and why an 8/10 donut rating almost caused a family feud.

    Oh—and if cigarettes were suddenly declared healthy, you might just catch Danna sprinting to the gas station. 🚬 (Don’t worry—she’s kidding… kind of).

    It’s messy, funny, and very mismatched—just the way we like it. 👉 Tune in now for laughs, stories, and maybe a little ASMR snacking.

    Whatever you are doing Or wherever you are headed take Mismatched along for the ride.

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    21 mins
  • Tan Lines, Ladder Fails & Pajama Problems
    Jul 23 2025

    This week on The Mismatched Podcast, we’re talking: 🌴 Beach houses that catfish you (we see you, basement bunk beds with no closets) 👙 Pajamas that double as Target outfits 🦗 Palmetto bugs aka fancy cockroaches 🧒 The joys and chaos of traveling with 15 family members 🎉 Liv turned 16 and got her license! Cue the tears and cheers 🏈 Joey’s tackling football (literally) and we’re not emotionally ready 💄 Skin care, aging gracefully, and our complicated feelings about face oil and filler

    And don’t worry—we’ve got Ohio State Fair updates, parenting musings, and proof that heartburn and hydration are hot topics in our 40s.

    It’s real, it’s ridiculous, and it’s so us.

    Tune in wherever you get your podcasts… and remember: We may not match, but we make a great pair. 💕

    #MismatchedPodcast #RealLifeRamblings #ParentingTeens #BeachHouseFails #PajamaChronicles #OhioStateFair #SkincareSaga

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    21 mins
  • 🎙️ The Mismatched Podcast – Episode Recap: Tunnels, Teen Shows & Tractor Deals 🚜📺🎉
    Jul 16 2025

    This week’s episode is full of twists, tunes, and teen talk!

    Danna joins us from her extended family vacation in North Carolina, where tunnels are a beloved tradition and Love Island lingo has officially taken over. Are you or your teens hooked on the drama too?

    🎂 A big Happy Sweet 16 to Danna’s daughter, Olivia! To celebrate, the two hit the road to Pittsburgh for a Lumineers concert—because nothing says “I love you, kid” like great seats and mother-daughter bonding. 🎶❤️

    Kristin shares a few handy travel tips from her visit to our Nation’s Capital—including an unforgettable moment in an Uber… let’s just say it involved a police car and flashing lights. 🚓😳

    And Parker’s back at it again with a little side hustle that involved a box truck, a cell phone, and a lawn tractor. Just another day in the life of a farm kid with big ideas. 📦📞🚜

    Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs—this episode is one wild ride!

    🩷 @themismatchedpodcast | #MomLifeUnfiltered #Sweet16Vibes #UberSurprises #TeenTVTalk #DCChronicles #FarmKidAdventures

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    25 mins
  • Wax, Wool & a Scooter Wreck
    Jul 9 2025

    Eyebrows were waxed, sheep were shown, and Grampy? Well… he got run over by a scooter at the All-American Junior Sheep Show. 🚨🛴

    From pop-up salons in the kitchen to podcasting from a potentially smelly barn — this week’s episode is full of chaos, laughter, and a few questionable life choices. Kristin’s back from Illinois with stories of thousands of sheep, a glamorous sheep-fleece rug, and one unforgettable scooter incident.

    ✨ Bonus: Hear about the barn-turned-podcast studio, why haircuts happen during dinner, and how Grampy became the talk of the sheep show.

    This one’s full of barn banter, sheep show shenanigans, and a little too much eyebrow talk.

    🎧 Tune in now — you won’t want to miss this one. 📲 @themismatchedpodcast | @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 🔗 Listen wherever you get your podcasts!

    #TheMismatchedPodcast #BarnTalk #SheepShowDrama #ScooterIncident #EyebrowEmergency #FarmLifeUnfiltered #PodcastFromTheBarn #FallOnTheFarm

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    20 mins