Welcome back to *The Teacher’s Lounge*, where three exhausted educators try to stay alive, stay sane, and laugh through the chaos that is middle school. Today’s episode dives into **asthma laughs, mucus Kleenex boss battles, bad dads, textbook company scammers, grading in 2025, big feelings, hood-side impersonators, ’90s nostalgia, father figures, and why kindergarteners ask 74 questions before lunch.** If you’ve ever: • been attacked by a rogue tissue, • argued with a 12-year-old Terminator, • wondered why textbook companies are basically cartoon villains, • taught drama to kids who refuse to pretend they’re shipwrecked, • or needed a hazmat suit during flu season… Then congrats — this episode is your emotional support animal. --- HIGHLIGHTABLE MOMENTS 00:00 – Intro & welcome back 00:29 – Middle schoolers as T-800 Terminators 01:09 – PTSD origins: kids with Takis dust 01:28 – Introductions (Chris, Matt, Joe) 02:10 – Sugar-raged after-school chaos 03:02 – Looking like a 30-year-old 5th grader 03:23 – Yu-Gi-Oh trades, Pokémon strategies & Lunchables addiction 03:45 – Kleenex of Doom sends Chris to hospice 04:39 – Teacher survival tip: never touch your face 04:59 – “Covid came from a middle school” theory 05:18 – Who’s going to detention? 15:35 – Gold Stars! 21:01 – Blockbuster nostalgia, Napster crimes & R&B classics 22:53 – GQ & hood R&B moments 23:12 – Thanking the listeners + mission of the show 23:40 – Pros & cons of grading in 2025 24:01 – Schools inflating grades vs. state test reality 25:35 – “The Conveyor Belt Education System” 26:24 – Drama class: pretend you’re stuck on an island! 27:36 – Audience question from Sally 28:20 – The GOOD side of modern grading: retakes 29:27 – The Rudy Effect 30:22 – Teaching perseverance vs. rescuing kids 30:39 – “Big feelings” in school—what’s real & what’s not 31:38 – Teachers’ health bar = Mortal Kombat 32:40 – Modeling emotional regulation 34:05 – Elementary big feelings vs. middle school big feelings 35:29 – Kindergarten questions & turtle favorite colors 36:23 – Full-circle question from AlphaJenny 37:10 – Teaching kids to think, not just memorize 38:16 – How was your week? (Part 1) 38:40 – Smaller class sizes = paradise 39:49 – Watching every pencil move 40:51 – Show rehearsals, book tour, long-distance drives 41:34 – Back in the gym arc begins 41:52 – What’s next: sketches coming soon 42:30 – Why The Teacher’s Lounge exists 43:15 – Closing thanks & much love --- #teachers #teachersloungepodcast #teacherhumor #teachertok #schoolstories #comedypodcast #middleteachers #educationreform #grading2025 #parentinghumor #classroomlife #podcasts2025 #90skids #teacherstruggles #teachersoftiktok #funnyteachersign #education #schoolcomedy #teachertalk #standupteachers --- HELP US OUT! If this episode made you laugh, gasp, or reconsider ever touching a classroom Kleenex again — **smash that Like button**, drop a comment about *your* wildest school story, and hit **Subscribe** so you don’t miss the sketches coming soon. Share this with a teacher who needs a laugh, a parent who needs a break, or a textbook company executive who needs to repent.