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Mellow Brick Road

Mellow Brick Road

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 Welcome to the Mellow Brick Road, a park bench that magically turned into a podcast hosted by three guys, Van, Mason, and Trace. We do everything a park bench does: we don't move around a lot and we're here to support you after a long journey walking through that dark and scary forest called life. We're like an advice show, but with no experts anywhere to be seen. Unless the topic is anime, horror movies, or whatever sports team Trace enjoys. So, pop a squat, get a drink of water, and let us gift you with humorous, and maybe somewhat terrible, answers to your problems. Enjoy the show.Mellow Brick Road
Episodes
  • Take the Lizard | Mellow Brick Road | Path 150

    Take the Lizard | Mellow Brick Road | Path 150
    May 14 2025

    On this path of the Mellow Brick Road...


    Da new Chicagoan pope has been elected and thankfully he is NOT a fan of the Cubs, or dictators. Trace and Van brainstorm what the new Utah Hockey Club's mammoth mascot will look like at games and which prison gangs the Chiefsaholic bank robber has a chance of joining. We answer advice questions about what to do if your dad thinks your perfume is really vape, and whether or not your breaking Florida law by grabbing a lizard off the street and taking it home.


    Send us your advice questions and we'll clumsily find an answer for you.


    Follow the show on Patreon: ⁠patreon.com/mellowbrickroad⁠ for bonus content and updates.


    Let us know what you think of the podcast:


    BLUESKY: @mellowbrickroad.bsky.social

    Instagram: @⁠MBR.Pod

    Facebook: ⁠Mellow Brick Road⁠


    Email: ⁠mellowbrickroad.podcast@gmail.com⁠


    Find VAN on Instagram: @⁠vanwindsor⁠

    & Twitch: OnlyVans23

    Find TRACE on Facebook: ⁠TDub Projects⁠

    & Twitch: TDub

    Find MASON on Instagram: @⁠masongreenwell52⁠

    & TikTok: @⁠MGreenwe⁠
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • We Need A WAY OUT from this Podcast | Mellow Brick Road | Path 149

    We Need A WAY OUT from this Podcast | Mellow Brick Road | Path 149
    May 7 2025

    On this path of the Mellow Brick Road...


    Van and Trace are trapped inside the podcast and need to find a way out, so to try and be on-the-nose as possible they're playing the Hazelight Studios hit game, "A WAY OUT".

    Commissioner Gordon has infiltrated Arkham Asylum and teamed up with the Penguin to locate and deal with Harvey Dent...at least, that's how Van is interpreting things.

    Who knew escaping from prison involved so much dirty laundry?


    Weekly Question: Do you like prison architecture?


    If you want the AD-FREE, UNCUT, and UNCENSORED version of this series you'll have to go to the Mellow Brick Road Patreon Page!


    Follow the show on Patreon: ⁠patreon.com/mellowbrickroad⁠ for bonus content and updates.


    Let us know what you think of the podcast:

    BLUESKY: @mellowbrickroad.bsky.social

    Instagram: @⁠MBR.Pod

    Facebook: ⁠Mellow Brick Road⁠

    Email: ⁠mellowbrickroad.podcast@gmail.com⁠


    Find VAN on Instagram: @⁠vanwindsor⁠

    & Twitch: OnlyVans23

    Find TRACE on Facebook: ⁠TDub Projects⁠

    & Twitch: TDub

    Find MASON on Instagram: @⁠masongreenwell52⁠

    & TikTok: @⁠MGreenwe⁠
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 41 mins
  • Be Kind to Your Robot Servants | Mellow Brick Road | Path 148

    Be Kind to Your Robot Servants | Mellow Brick Road | Path 148
    Apr 30 2025

    On this path of the Mellow Brick Road...


    Van and Mason look at the results from the first human vs robot half-marathon in Beijing. Van teaches a how-to guide on wild pooping responsibly. They meet a man who is way to comfortable talking about how much he enjoys licking the butts of insects he finds on the sides of trees.


    THIS WEEKS QUESTION:

    Are you a shy pooper, or do you NEED someone to watch? Let us know.


    EMAIL: Mellowbrickroad.podcast@gmail.com


    Shoutout to Sam the Trap Man's video on the honey dew aphid.


    Follow the show on Patreon: ⁠patreon.com/mellowbrickroad⁠ for bonus content and updates.


    Let us know what you think of the podcast:

    BLUESKY: @mellowbrickroad.bsky.social

    Instagram: @⁠MBR.Pod

    Facebook: ⁠Mellow Brick Road⁠

    Email: ⁠mellowbrickroad.podcast@gmail.com⁠


    Find VAN on Instagram: @⁠vanwindsor⁠

    & Twitch: OnlyVans23

    Find TRACE on Facebook: ⁠TDub Projects⁠

    & Twitch: TDub

    Find MASON on Instagram: @⁠masongreenwell52⁠

    & TikTok: @⁠MGreenwe⁠
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr

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