This week Mark reveals that his only interaction with another human being in a week didn't go very well and John has more sandwich notions.

We also have stories about children getting stuck in claw machines, weed and cash donated to a charity shop, camel beauty pageants, running butter and more!

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TIME STAMPS AND LINKS

00:00 - Hello - the show starts here

01:00 - Mark vs An Post

07:40 - John needs an intervention about his sandwiches

09:50 - Weekly Weird Wupdates Intro

10:20 - Weed and Cash accidentally donated to charity shop (STORY)

21:15 - Camel Beauty Pageant cheats! (STORY)

32:23 - Can you churn butter while running? (STORY)

42:56 - Is this Florida Man a pirate or a fugitive? (STORY)

48:55 - Children of the Claw (STORY)

57:54 - Weird unclaimed luggage items from 2025 (STORY)

1:03:38 - Mr Bates, Serial Masturbator and the Toilet Brush of Shame (STORY)

1:07:26 - Reddit Seddit - have you ever been caught while "alone"?

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This week John makes us his comfort meal of a Dolmio toasted sandwich and as much as we want to give him shit about it, it turns out that "boy kibble" is a thing.

We also have stories about Wrestling Speed Dating, Masturbating in court, a fight in a Waffle House over Hash Browns, Matt's hairy ears and Mark's encounter with a conspiracy loving taxi driver.__________________________________

Time stamps:

00:00 - Hello and welcome!

03:06 - Mark's brush with a conspiracy nut

11:00 - Matt's hairy ears stop his noise cancelling buds from cancelling noise

14:00 - John's Dolmio Sandwich ASMR

16:15 - Weekly Weird Wupdates

17:43 - Have you tried wrestling speed dating yet? (LINK)

27:52 - Masturbating in court isn't wrong if no one knows you're doing it. Allegedly. (LINK)

39:25 - 62 year old man tasered and maced with bear spray in a fight over hash browns in a waffle house. (LINK)

46:30 - Heard of "Girl Dinner"? How about "Boy Kibble"? (LINK)

57:10 - Man dressed as a duck does stupid thing for Tiktok. (LINK)

1:07:05 - Reddit seddit - Do you fart in front of your partner?

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This week we have stories all about an influencer live streaming his partner giving birth, AI pants that count your farts, rotisserie chicken fight club, a fake kidnapping and no more butt plugs for the US Department of War! For shame!

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Time stamps:

00:00 - Intro, hellos and John finally has some news - but we're not having it.

09:11 - Weekly Weird Wupdates

10:00 - Weekly Weird Wupdates Wap (That's a rap with a W, not a moist lady garden.)

10:23 - Florida Man attacks Chinese restaurant claiming to be a Covid prophet. (LINK)

13:05 - Fake kidnapping staged for a ransom of £725. (LINK)

20:19 - The Department of War in the US has a butt plug problem. (LINK)

32:36 - Influencer live streams the birth of his child for sponsorship! (LINK)

41:11 - AI is in your pants and it wants your farts. (LINK)

47:20 - Teacher punches woman in fight over rotisserie chicken. (LINK)

57:26 - And finally... Does Ireland have a "Florida Man", and what myths and urban legends does Ireland have (Reddit segment)

1:09:37 - We did a show - bye now!

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This week we have stories all about a Japanese man who had his penis removed to serve it to 5 people for dinner, a booby trapped drug dealer's houses, and a fight club organsied by terrible staff at a nursing home!

These, more weird news and Mark has another stressful train journey!

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Time stamps:

00:00 Mark meets his doppelganger and "No News John" strikes again.

05:23 - Weekly Weird Wupdates (Matt tries a new intro)

07:25 - Astronaut falsely accused of hacking a bank account from space!

15:27 - Day-care worker charged with giving toddlers laxatives!

30:40 - Nursing home staff accused of running fight club with Dementia patients!

39:38 - You can now fill a dildo with the ashes of your lost love one!

46:48 - A drug dealer rigs stash houses with Home Alone style booby traps!

57:55 - Japanese artist cooks and serves his own genitals!

1:05:35 - Two more penis stories (Of course there is)

1:09:25 - What did we learn this week?

1:14:40 - We did a show - bye now!

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This week we've got stories about terrorising turkeys, weird shoplifting lists, dating twins at the same time and more!

Time stamps:

00:00 - Intro, hellos, printers and fighting human sized fish.

07:25 - Weekly Weird Wupdates Intro

08:28 - Turkeys gone wild

12:45 - Man steals a lot (a lot) of meat and "personal items" and arrives home to find his girlfriend cooking with another man.

17:25 - A woman is dating identical twins at the same time, and everyone seems ok with it.

32:22 - Winter Olympic Penis injections - why?

40:25 - Teacher resigns after watching porn in class

44:00 - Sponsors and goodbyes!

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This week we've got stories about billionaires who obviously have more money than sense, (and Matt shares a personal penis pump story) fake laws and urban legends from Ireland including Leprechauns being protected species and a man having a WWI artillery shell removed from a place it definitely shouldn't have been.

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Time stamps:

00:00 - Hello!

10:23 - Weekly Weird Wupdates

12:20 - Billionaire dies from penis enlargement attempts

26:45 - Fake Irish laws and urban myths

29:00 - Leprechauns are protected species?

33:30 - Man has artillery shell removed from his anus

43:35 - Heavy metal fans are the most faithful

51:40 - Listener comments and feedback

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We start off with listener feedback from the last episode, and somehow end up asking if we stand up or sit down to wipe ourselves! (With a poll below for you to take)

Then we have stories about masturbating walruses, bald sexual harassment and a restaurant specialising in serving death row prisoners' last meals.

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Economies preparing for Alien invasions, Irish words and phrases that have made it into the Oxford dictionary, and a woman who nearly got cremated but woke up just in time!

Mark gives insight into his stand up comedy, John gets beaten up by a child and Matt hates that people have to pee.

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