In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess set out to review Wendy’s new tendies… and immediately get derailed by Tom Brady cloning his dog, whether Leon the outdoor trash cat should be immortal, and Jess’s Lean Cuisine childhood flashbacks that honestly feel like a whole therapy session.

Somewhere in the chaos, they actually review the food: overcooked but promising tendies, a baked potato that weighs roughly the size of a toddler, and a sundae that sends Mike into a memory spiral about the time his lips blew up from Thai chili sauce. Jess also reveals her extremely intense preferences about microwave popcorn, and Sonic’s whipped cream gets compared — favorably — to the Ritz-Carlton.

Mike also wants to know who’s listening. Seriously. If that’s you, email him at mikedeliverspod@gmail.com so he can stop guessing.

Fast food review? Relationship study? Fever dream? Yes.

Marriage Bites: where love is real, tendies are crispy-ish, and nothing stays on topic.

In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess set out to try Freddy’s, the burger chain that apparently has 600 locations yet feels like it only exists in this one New Jersey strip mall. Mike bravely takes the kids inside while Jess enjoys one precious, silent hour of being a human person, and what follows is a journey through mysterious kiosks, shoestring fries that somehow become emotional, and a number-calling system that briefly terrifies their son before becoming his personality.

There is also a very important marital moment where Jess uses the word “quiver,” and Mike spends a full sixty seconds trying to figure out if she meant it romantically or like… in a banana situation.

Fast food review? Relationship study? Light fever dream? Yes.

Marriage Bites: where love is real, fries are thin, and sometimes we quiver.

In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess accidentally unlock the secret history of Qdoba, a restaurant chain that somehow still exists despite being remembered by absolutely no one. What starts as a simple “let’s try a new taco” adventure spirals into a full psychological study of burrito bowls, forgotten college-town food courts, and one employee who simply could not anymore. Along the way, they debate the correct orientation for toilet paper, rediscover their love for skee-ball, question whether rice belongs in tacos (it does not), and break down the cultural phenomenon of “brands we know less than nothing about.” It’s nostalgic, chaotic, and lightly covered in glitter from their daughter’s Halloween costume. Qdoba might have no marketing strategy, but Marriage Bites definitely does: pure, unfiltered marital mayhem served warm in a bread bowl