Episodes

  • Live Stream Highlights! 7 Sep '25

    Live Stream Highlights! 7 Sep '25
    Sep 9 2025
    Magenta and Bernard are back! It’s a new season of our chat podcast - with a twist! Because now it’s live! And for charity! From now on, M&B will be holding an almost-weekly live stream on YouTube, on Sundays, at 8pm UK time (3pm ET). These live streams are a chance for fans of the esoteric to get together, have silly goofy fun, stand up for what we believe in, ask esoteric questions, denounce the government, and listen to Bernard rocking out on the guitar. And best of all, each week, we'll be raising money for a different charity. This time, we raised £170 for Choose Love. You can still donate to the campaign by visiting this link. M&B's next live stream will be on SUNDAY 21st SEPTEMBER - here's the link to watch, and sign up for a reminder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    33 mins
  • WHAM 6 - Hungry Hungry Hippos and Egyptology

    WHAM 6 - Hungry Hungry Hippos and Egyptology
    May 6 2025
    It's WHAM episode 6! (The last one) It's the SpOoOoOkY Halloween episode! This time, Mags and Bernie are making a kooky stop-motion adventure starring the Hungry Hungry Hippos - going all the way back to 2500 BC! ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    58 mins
  • WHAM 5 - Sidescroller with Jason Statham

    WHAM 5 - Sidescroller with Jason Statham
    May 6 2025
    It's WHAM episode 5! This one came to Magenta in a dream... a SIDESCROLLER video game movie. Starring JASON STATHAM. If the left side of the screen catches up with him... HE DIES. That's really all you need to know. ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • WHAM 4 - Furby and The Book Of Revelation

    WHAM 4 - Furby and The Book Of Revelation
    May 6 2025
    It's WHAM episode 4! It's time to make a very respectful, very true-to-the-source-material, religious epic on a blockbuster scale! Magenta and Bernard are adapting The Book Of Revelation with an all-star cast. Of Furbies. ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • WHAM 3 - Sylvanian Families and TikTok Tradwives

    WHAM 3 - Sylvanian Families and TikTok Tradwives
    May 6 2025
    It's WHAM episode 3! It's a long one today! Because there's a lot to say about SYLVANIAN FAMILIES! Magenta and Bernard devise a dark, satirical horror movie starring the little felted friends, and co-starring the sexiest animal-hybrid vampire you've ever seen. ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • WHAM 2 - Rubik's Cube and BDSM

    WHAM 2 - Rubik's Cube and BDSM
    May 6 2025
    It's the second episode of WHAM! Magenta and Bernard plan a new Hollywood smash, this time revolving around a GENERIC PUZZLE CUBE (definitely not affiliated with Rubik's Cube, this is personal opinion, satire and parody, please don't try to destroy us). CW: sexy sex talk, mild substance abuse ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    37 mins
  • WHAM 1 - Polly Pocket and String Theory

    WHAM 1 - Polly Pocket and String Theory
    May 6 2025
    It's WHAM episode 1! Join Magenta and Bernard for the first instalment of their movie podcast experiment. First in the spotlight - Polly Pocket. How can the tiny clamshell-dwelling pixie be turned into a hit movie? And what could it possibly have to do with... string theory? Listen now to find out. ⁠Support Mags & Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    36 mins
  • Introducing: Who The F*** Killed My Sister?

    Introducing: Who The F*** Killed My Sister?
    Mar 11 2025
    Today we would like to introduce a new murder mystery podcast: Who The Fuck Killed My Sister? Who The Fuck Killed My Sister? follows amateur detective and reluctant true crime celebrity, Quinn. The story picks up a year after her sister's unsolved murder when Quinn finally gets her first big lead, which puts a target on her and everyone close to her. The entire 8-episode first season is available to binge right now on all of the usual podcast platforms, and you can find more info on their website whothefkilled.com Our thanks to Who the Fuck Killed My Sister for their support. And now, sit back, strap in (if you're driving because you shouldn't drive without doing that) and listen to Who The Fuck Killed My Sister Chapter 1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    30 mins