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Mach Jesus

Mach Jesus

By: Billy Shane and Thomas
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Thomas Melton 2022
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  • Everyone Here Sucks
    Oct 30 2023

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    I rode my bicycle past your window last nightI roller skated to your door at daylightIt almost seems like you're avoiding meI'm okay alone but you've got something I needWell, I've got a brand new pair of roller skatesYou got a brand new keyI think that we should get togetherAnd try them on to seeI've been lookin' around awhileYou've got something for meWell, I've got a brand new pair of roller skatesYou got a brand new keyI ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no carDon't go so fast but I go pretty farFor somebody who don't drive, I've been all around the worldSome people say I've done alright for a girlI asked your mother if you were at homeShe said yes but that you weren't aloneIt almost seems like you're avoiding meI'm okay alone but you've got something I needWell, I've got a brand new pair of roller skatesYou got a brand new keyI think that we should get togetherAnd try them on to seeWell, I got a brand new pair of roller skatesYou've got a brand new key

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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • Dwayne "The Pope" Johnson
    Oct 19 2023

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    Nurgle, also known as the "Plague Lord," "Grandfather Nurgle," the "Plague God," the "Lord of Pestilence," the "Fly Lord," "Plaguefather," and the "Lord of Decay" among many other honourifics, is the Chaos God of disease, decay, despair, destruction, death and rebirth. In particular, the emotion of despair in mortals empowers the Plague God more than any other.Nurgle was the third of the Chaos Gods to fully awaken within the Warp, emerging during the 2nd Millennium in the midst of Old Earth's European Middle Ages, as great plagues swept across the world heralding the god's birth.

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Cousin Massages (with Ronald)
    May 22 2023

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    Damnatio ad bestias (Latin for "condemnation to beasts") was a form of Roman capital punishment where the condemned person was killed by wild animals, usually lions or other big cats and wild dogs like wolves. This form of execution, which first appeared during the Roman Republic around the 2nd century BC, had been part of a wider class of blood sports called Bestiarii.

    The act of damnatio ad bestias was considered a common form of entertainment for the lower class citizens of Rome (plebeians). Killing by wild animals, such as Barbary lions,[1] formed part of the inaugural games of the Flavian Amphitheatre in AD 80. Between the 1st and 3rd centuries AD, this penalty was also applied to the worst of criminals, runaway slaves, and Christians.

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    1 hr and 39 mins

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