Episodes

  • H2O-NO-YOU-DON’T: A Cooler Becomes a Crime, Cooler Heads Fight Against the HOA

    H2O-NO-YOU-DON’T: A Cooler Becomes a Crime, Cooler Heads Fight Against the HOA
    Jul 18 2025
    Arizona HOA Declares Jihad on Free Hydration in 115-Degree Heat

    A man gave away water. The HOA showed their appreciation by issuing $100 citations. Welcome to the suburbs.

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mm-h2onoyoudont

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    #HOAFines #HomeownersAssociation #ArizonaHOA #DavidMartin #GoodyearArizona #CanyonTrailsHOA #WaterCoolerGate #HOAOverreach #CommunityKindness #HOABoardRecall #SuburbanBureaucracy #RidiculousHOARules #NeighborhoodDispute #HOAPowerTrip #HomeownerRights #HOAReform #FSResidential #HOAByLaws #CommunityActivism #HOAFail #PropertyValues #HOAMadness #KindnessFined #HOARevolt #NeighborHelpingNeighbors #HOAJustice #SuburbanNightmare #HOAAbuse #WaterInTheDesert #HOATyranny
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    7 mins
  • ‘I DO’ IN THE DARK WOODS: A Bride, A Groom, And a Sasquatch

    ‘I DO’ IN THE DARK WOODS: A Bride, A Groom, And a Sasquatch
    Jul 15 2025
    Two cryptid enthusiasts prove that the couple who hunts together, grunts together!

    In a ceremony that finally answered the age-old question "Does Bigfoot believe in love?" two humans exchanged vows while a seven-foot-tall hairy officiant pronounced them husband and wife.

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mm-bridegroomsasquatch

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    #BigfootWedding #CryptidWedding #WestVirginiaBigfootFestival #BigfootFestival2025 #SasquatchOfficiant #MothmanWeddingGuest #CryptidLove #WVCryptidFestival #SuttonWV #UnusualWeddings #ParanormalWedding #BigfootCommunity #CryptozoologyWedding #MonsterFestival #ThemedWedding #ChristyAndRonHowes #AlternativeWedding #OffbeatWedding #BigfootOfficiatesWedding #CryptidLoveStory #FestivalWedding #QuirkyWedding #ParanormalRomance #CryptidArt #WestVirginiaEvents #AppalachianCryptids #WeirdWeddings #CryptidEnthusiasts #BigfootBelievers #LoveFindsAWay
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    5 mins
  • SHRIMP ARE BREAKING BAD: Every Single Shrimp in England Tested Positive for Cocaine (Not Clickbait)

    SHRIMP ARE BREAKING BAD: Every Single Shrimp in England Tested Positive for Cocaine (Not Clickbait)
    Jul 14 2025
    A new study reveals that England's freshwater shrimp aren't just dealing with pollution—they're dealing with a full-blown drug problem that would make a rock star jealous.

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mm-breakingbadshrimp
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    NOTE: Some of this content may have been created with assistance from AI tools, but it has been reviewed, edited, narrated, produced, and approved by Darren Marlar, creator and host of Weird Darkness — who, despite popular conspiracy theories, is NOT an AI voice.

    #CocaineShrimp #DrugPositiveShrimp #EnglandPollution #FreshwaterShrimp #SuffolkShrimpStudy #UKRivers #PharmaceuticalPollution #WaterContamination #EnvironmentalPollution #SeafoodSafety #WeirdScience #BizarreNews #ShrimpOnDrugs #KingsCollegeLondon #DrugPollution #RiverEcosystem #AquaticWildlife #ChemicalContamination #KetamineShrimp #BannedPesticides #EnvironmentalToxicology #BritishWaterways #FunnyScience #ViralScience #StrangeAnimalFacts #SewagePollution #EnvironmentalHumor #ScienceNews #ResearchFindings #WildlifeContamination #UKEnvironment #OddNews #MarineLife #PollutionCrisis #EnvironmentalStudy
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    7 mins
  • START YOUR CRYPTID CAREER: Scream in the Woods, Dance Weirdly, Get Fed by Strangers

    START YOUR CRYPTID CAREER: Scream in the Woods, Dance Weirdly, Get Fed by Strangers
    Jul 10 2025
    A Chinese park is hiring full-time forest monsters to scare tourists, grunt at passersby, and get paid $89 a day with accident insurance and zero dignity.

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article:
    https://weirddarkness.com/MM-StartYourCryptidCareer

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    7 mins
  • Man Loses Wife AND Disability Benefits After Taking Ex-Girlfriend BIGFOOT Hunting

    Man Loses Wife AND Disability Benefits After Taking Ex-Girlfriend BIGFOOT Hunting
    Jul 9 2025
    When your marriage ends over Sasquatch… and the judge sides with the cryptid
    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mm-squatchdivorce
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    NOTE: Some of this content may have been created with assistance from AI tools, but it has been reviewed, edited, narrated, produced, and approved by Darren Marlar, creator and host of Weird Darkness — who, despite popular conspiracy theories, is NOT an AI voice.
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    5 mins
  • THEY FOUND LIVING BLACK GOO ON A SHIP: The DNA Shows It's a Previously Unknown Life Form

    THEY FOUND LIVING BLACK GOO ON A SHIP: The DNA Shows It's a Previously Unknown Life Form
    Jul 8 2025
    A mysterious black goo oozing from a ship’s rudder turned out to be a previously unknown life form — because of course it did. Say hello to ShipGoo001!

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mm-shipgoo001

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    NOTE: Some of this content may have been created with assistance from AI tools, but it has been reviewed, edited, narrated, produced, and approved by Darren Marlar, creator and host of Weird Darkness — who, despite popular conspiracy theories, is NOT an AI voice.
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    6 mins
  • Instagram Reels Ruined Their Marriage (And Got the Police Involved)

    Instagram Reels Ruined Their Marriage (And Got the Police Involved)
    Jul 7 2025
    A woman's dedication to her Instagram reels leads to police involvement, marital counseling, and one unemployed husband.

    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mm-ringlightweddingring

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    NOTE: Some of this content may have been created with assistance from AI tools, but it has been reviewed, edited, narrated, produced, and approved by Darren Marlar, creator and host of Weird Darkness — who, despite popular conspiracy theories, is NOT an AI voice.
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    7 mins
  • OPERATION CROTCH WATCH: America’s Newest Security Threat Is Between Your Legs

    OPERATION CROTCH WATCH: America’s Newest Security Threat Is Between Your Legs
    Jul 3 2025
    The War On Terror Hits Below The Belt
    In a post-9/11 world, even your crotch isn’t safe from suspicion.
    READ or LISTEN to this #MindOfMarlar article: https://weirddarkness.com/mm-swampcrotch
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    NOTE: Some of this content may have been created with assistance from AI tools, but it has been reviewed, edited, narrated, produced, and approved by Darren Marlar, creator and host of Weird Darkness — who, despite popular conspiracy theories, is NOT an AI voice.
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    6 mins