Episodes

  • How Much Money Will The Cast Now Make? Let's Break It Down
    Apr 16 2026

    As this year's cast now all battle it out for brand deals and followers, in this podcast I breakdown realistically what money is on the table right now - and why most of them won't make anything.

    Plus, I speak to Lisa Galway, the Founder and Creative Director of The Femi Agency, a social media and brand management agency, who has some great insights into how the influencer world has changed in recent years and what this means for Married At First Sight participants.

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    28 mins
  • Inside Danny's PR Masterplan (The Downfall Pt.2)
    Apr 15 2026

    After my podcast a couple of days ago discussing the downfall of Danny, here's a follow up talking about his PR masterplan to switch the narrative now his "unseen moments" have been watched by millions.

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    12 mins
  • Sam And I Finally Met Up… (Full Interview)
    Apr 14 2026

    I invited Sam over to my house on Saturday to finally meet and record a podcast chat about life post Married At First Sight, gay hook up culture and, um, saving penguins while trying to prove to Australia… he’s not as serious as he may seem with his little notebook.

    Follow @sammystants on Instagram and check out @studio360sports for his gym and online classes.

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    54 mins
  • The Downfall of Danny... (It's About To Get Worse)
    Apr 11 2026

    As the public response to Danny has dramatically changed over the last week or so, here's how his friends are trying to take Bec down to build him up again. Sadly for Danny though, it may be a lost cause if the final episode of After The Dinner Party is as bad as I'm told...

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    18 mins
  • We Kept Watching... (My Debut Single)
    Apr 10 2026

    After the unexpected success of Dear Scott the song, and then the Final Vow follow ups, I've done one step further and wrote and recorded (via the random AI app) this end of season song: We Kept Watching. I hope this puts a smile on your face as you go into the weekend.

    Lyrics below.

    Verse 1
    This season started like a promise in disguise
    White dresses, big dreams, hope in their eyes
    But something twisted underneath the vows
    A finger banging scandal, brought it all down

    Verse 2
    Gia came in like fire and gasoline
    Unhinged, calculated, borderline mean
    Every episode went further than before
    A leaked group chat about to burst through the door,

    Pre-Chorus
    Yeah, we said “this can’t get worse”
    Then it did, yeah it got absurd

    Chorus
    Oh oh, we kept watching
    Every dinner party, couldn’t look away
    Oh oh, we kept watching
    Bec's on the wine again, her and Danny up in flames
    We can judge them from our couches at night
    But we’re feeding every moment of the fight
    Oh oh, we kept watching
    Yeah, we’re part of the problem, right?

    Verse 3
    Scandals hitting brand new lows
    Poor Joel's teddy bear, he knows
    Leaked messages calling Alissa a rat
    No one forgets drama like that

    Verse 4
    Sam writing truths inside his book
    Scott breaking down, couldn’t even look
    Filip and Stella tried to save the show
    Gia quitting and returning every week, oh no

    Pre-Chorus Repeat
    We said “surely this is it”
    But we stayed, yeah we committed

    Chorus Repeat
    Oh oh, we kept watching
    Every meltdown, every bitter fight
    Oh oh, we kept watching
    Finger banging drama, neon lights
    We can judge them, say it’s all a mess
    But we’re tuning in, we must confess
    Oh oh, we kept watching
    Yeah, we helped create this stress

    Bridge
    What does it say ‘bout you and me?
    We crave the chaos on our screens
    We shake our heads, but still press play
    Addicted to the disarray
    It’s not just them, it’s what we choose
    A finger bang we always lose

    Final Chorus
    Oh oh, we kept watching
    Through every scandal, every tear
    Oh oh, we kept watching
    Even when it felt too weird
    We can judge them, say they’ve gone too far
    But we made them who they are
    Oh oh, we kept watching
    Yeah, we’re part of it… we are

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    10 mins
  • Your Guide To The Reunion (Spoilers)
    Apr 9 2026

    If you can't wait to see what goes down at this year's Married At First Sight reunion, here's a little spoiler guide! Featuring a debrief with my mum at the very end.

    PS: I forgot to credit the Steph audio from Ella Ding's new podcast.

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    17 mins
  • The Days After Final Vows Was Filmed...
    Apr 8 2026

    The drama didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling after Final Vows, and here's everything that happened in the days (and weeks) that followed the brides who made it to the very end.

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    17 mins
  • The Final Vow Rejections... As Songs?
    Apr 7 2026

    This evening we watched Danny and David brutally dump their wives during the Married At First Sight final vow ceremonies, so I've taken their brutal speeches and turned them into two surprising songs.

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    9 mins