Episodes

  • 116: Homophobia in the AFL needs to stop
    Aug 27 2025

    This isn't the first time Scott has spoken out about the homophobia that goes on in the AFL, but this time enough is enough. The blatant inconsistency with each penalty applied to players who use homophobic slurs is beyond ridiculous, and change needs to happen NOW!

    If you or anyone you know is struggling, you can reach out to these organisations:

    Lifeline - 13 11 14

    Beyond Blue - 1300 22 4636

    Fullstop Australia - 1800 385 578


    LINKS:

    Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on ⁠Tiktok⁠ and ⁠Instagram⁠

    Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to ⁠@lukeandsassyscottpodcast⁠ on Instagram


    CREDITS:

    Hosts: ⁠Luke O'Halloran⁠ and ⁠Scott O'Halloran⁠

    Production: ⁠Earsay⁠

    Manager & Sales: ⁠Mushroom Group⁠

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    23 mins
  • 115: Scott can suck his own...... WHAT?
    Aug 26 2025
    • Jury Duty - Should you be allowed to bring your dog to someone's house unannounced?
    • What can you do that other's can't? Scott's tongue can reach places no one else's can.
    • Horrible bosses - the most shocking thing a boss said to an employee.
    • F*cked up families: Anna told her sibling the most cooked thing ever to scare him.


    LINKS:

    Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on Tiktok and Instagram

    Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram


    CREDITS:

    Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran

    Production: Earsay

    Manager & Sales: Mushroom Group

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    32 mins
  • 114. People with no kids have NO IDEA!!
    Aug 19 2025
    • We pranked our dad and nearly broke his little heart.. then mended it... then broke it again... then mended it
    • For the first time, Scott really didn't want to be recognised in a particular setting
    • Fame Name Game
    • Luke is never allowed to babysit again after what he failed to do when looking after Scott's twins
    • F***cked up families: Tanya found something disgusting in her soup

    LINKS:

    Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on ⁠Tiktok⁠ and ⁠Instagram⁠

    Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to ⁠@lukeandsassyscottpodcast⁠ on Instagram


    CREDITS:

    Hosts: ⁠Luke O'Halloran⁠ and ⁠Scott O'Halloran⁠

    Production: ⁠Earsay⁠

    Manager & Sales: ⁠Mushroom Group

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    32 mins
  • 113: We're baaaaaaack... and got scammed
    Aug 12 2025

    A lot has happened since we've been on a break, eg Luke bought a house and built a podcast studio in one of the bedrooms, we went on The Amazing Race, etc etc but the biggest news is that we got scammed and it nearly RUINED us.

    Announcement: Scott's funeral is happening and you can come along!!

    Funniest misread social cues

    F***ed up families - Mel put dog poo somewhere dog poo should never go


    LINKS:

    Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on Tiktok and Instagram

    Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram


    CREDITS:

    Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran

    Production: Earsay

    Manager & Sales: Mushroom Group

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    34 mins
  • 112: Is Scott smarter than a 7th grader?
    Mar 18 2025

    It’s a BIG week on the show! We’ve got a wonderful interview with a young legend, and a classic Scott rant:

    • Luke and Scott speak with 12-year-old Levi, who shares his journey with chemo and how he stays positive in life – he’s a little legend! Then Scott tries to outsmart Levi in a quick fire quiz.
    • Scott loves the Australian Grand Prix but he’s SICK and TIRED of Albert Park locals complaining about all the noise from the event!
    • Sibling Squabble
    • PLUS, stay tuned for an important announcement!

    LINKS

    • Donate to the Good Friday Appeal!
    • Got a crazy story for the podcast? Send it to us on Instagram! Slide into the DMs @lukeandsassyscottpodcast at https://bit.ly/lassp-IG .

    CREDITS:

    Hosts: Luke O’Halloran and Scott O’Halloran
    Executive Producer: James Parkinson
    Audio Producer: Nat Marshall
    Social Producer: Annabelle Brock
    Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    27 mins
  • 111: Luke is Embarrassed!
    Mar 11 2025

    Welcome back to the show! This week:

    • The boys are joined by friend and special guest, singer Mitch Tambo. Mitch shares how he’s combining contemporary pop music with traditional culture, and the story behind his rendition of 'My Island Home'.
    • Luke is very easily embarrassed by small, everyday things and awkward moments - things that Scott couldn’t care less about!
    • Shithead Kids

    LINKS

    • Got a crazy story for the podcast? Send it to us on Instagram! Slide into the DMs @lukeandsassyscottpodcast at https://bit.ly/lassp-IG .

    CREDITS:

    Hosts: Luke O’Halloran and Scott O’Halloran
    Executive Producer: James Parkinson
    Audio Producer: Nat Marshall
    Social Producer: Annabelle Brock

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    32 mins
  • 110: Scott’s FABULOUS Fake Funeral
    Mar 4 2025

    This week on the podcast, we’re talking friends and funerals:

    • Success within friendship groups: are Luke and Scott riding the coattails of their more successful mates?
    • Have you ever thought about your own funeral? Scott has! And he’s got every detail all planned out.
    • Sibling Squabble

    LINKS

    • Got a crazy story for the podcast? Send it to us on Instagram! Slide into the DMs @lukeandsassyscottpodcast at https://bit.ly/lassp-IG .

    CREDITS:

    Hosts: Luke O’Halloran and Scott O’Halloran
    Executive Producer: James Parkinson
    Audio Producer: Nat Marshall
    Social Producer: Annabelle Brock
    Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    26 mins
  • 109: Luke's ULTIMATE Relationship Quiz for Scott Gets A Bit AWKWARD!!
    Feb 25 2025

    This week on the show, we’re talking weddings, wills and sobriety:

    • How well does Scott know Marcus? With their wedding anniversary coming up, Luke created a quiz to put their relationship to the test!
    • Have you ever been left something totally WEIRD in a will?
    • It’s Scott’s Sober Birthday - 4 years this week! Scott reflects on how his decision to stop drinking alcohol has dramatically improved his life.

    LINKS

    • Got a crazy story for the podcast? Send it to us on Instagram! Slide into the DMs @lukeandsassyscottpodcast at https://bit.ly/lassp-IG .

    CREDITS:

    Hosts: Luke O’Halloran and Scott O’Halloran
    Executive Producer: Elise Cooper
    Audio Producer: Nat Marshall
    Social Producer: Annabelle Brock
    Video Editor: Nick Barrett
    Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    34 mins