You’ll step into a dream-world reality dating show where bedtime icons — Weighted Blanket, Tea Bar, Blackout Curtains, and more — compete for your heart (and your naps) in a glowing pod of dramatic confessions. Each “date” is equal parts cozy and hilarious, from flirtatious chamomile flights to the Playlist of Sleep Stories asking to be your forever nightcap. Along the way, you’ll gain a cheeky reminder of how ridiculous (and relatable) dating tropes can be, plus a fresh appreciation for the little things that make your nights feel safe and special. This Dream Spoof story is perfect for lifting your mood, softening anxious thoughts, and guiding you into deep, giggly sleep with a smile. Tonight’s bedtime story fades into a black screen with ASMR sleep music for deep sleep.

✨ This story is part of our 🎭 Dream Spoofs series — cozy parodies of life’s absurdities, built for sleep. These stories gently poke fun at the ridiculousness of modern life (reality shows, bureaucracy, influencer culture… nothing is safe), while still offering the same warm, surreal comfort of a good dream.

🔭 Explore all of our series — ✨ DreamScapes, 🏡 Dream Grounding, 🧠 Dream Priming, 🐜 Dream Wonders, 📚 Dream Studies, and 🎭 Dream Spoofs — on YouTube 💤 @SleepDreamland

🌙 You’ll also find our full-length ambient soundscapes up to 8 hours on YouTube — hours of gentle white noise and dreamy atmospheres to carry your rest long after the story ends.