Episodes

  • Why we should cancel new year's eve, trying to remember my friends exist and moving back in with my parents

    Why we should cancel new year's eve, trying to remember my friends exist and moving back in with my parents
    Dec 17 2025
    It’s the last visit to Lousy Digest HQ of 2025 and this season finale is packed full of questionable advice. CEO/Editor Holly tells us why people who read books are smug. Do they even read them or are they pretending?? Kingtern Rory is on his best behaviour this week after some online heat, so does a lot of agreeing with his boss. There’s all the Lousy New Year’s advice you could ever need, a demand for a dating app for friends and Rory finally says something nice about Holly when we hear what has been learned from Season 1. Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Navigating the festive period, why we won't return to a nude beach and I think my friends hate me???

    Navigating the festive period, why we won't return to a nude beach and I think my friends hate me???
    Dec 10 2025
    In case you haven't noticed, it's nearly Christmas. So CEO/Editor Holly and Kingtern Rory are wrapping this week's podcast in Lousy Advice about all things festive. You'll find out why they have never spent Christmas together, and it's not because either of them are embarrassed about their inappropriate office romance. There's also virtual knicker twisting, some hilarious fxck up fridays and a lot of potato. Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Things I WISH I'd asked before moving in together & why we've sacked off date nights

    Things I WISH I'd asked before moving in together & why we've sacked off date nights
    Dec 3 2025
    If you thought CEO/Editor Holly and Kingtern Rory’s workplace relationship was a bit questionable, we’ve got some news for you… they’re living together! But how did it come about? What mistakes did they make? Who has the nicer poo toilet?! All these lousy questions and many more are answered on this week’s podcast which is all about moving in together. We’re talking choosing the house, dishing out chores, splitting the bills, buying awful sofas and keeping the relationship fresh with shared hobbies and mismatched Padel scores. Sadly there are absolutely no pets and still no knickers getting drilled. Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • How to win BIG on dating apps & Rory's hinge profile EXPOSED

    How to win BIG on dating apps & Rory's hinge profile EXPOSED
    Nov 26 2025
    We’re swiping right on this week’s pod and giving you some incredibly Lousy Advice about dating apps. From cutting your fit friends out of your photos to when to reply to not look too desperate, we’ve got you covered. But if like CEO/Editor Holly and Kingtern Rory, you’ve already found the one/settled/compromised then don’t worry because it’s not all dating chat. There’s the usual casual laundry chat, twisted knickers and fxck up fridays PLUS we find out what a pickle Nigel got in on the Center Parcs rapids. Don’t take our word for it though! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Why my lying era had to come to an end, a mysterious poo on a pencil case & rory's *most* grim habit

    Why my lying era had to come to an end, a mysterious poo on a pencil case & rory's *most* grim habit
    Nov 19 2025
    The road to breaking even has taken CEO Holly and Kingtern Rory all the way to Las Vegas where they’re looking to gamble their way to paying for the podcast, one dollar at a time. But are the bright lights an overstimulating nightmare? Fxck up Friday is back again with no pencil case safe from getting shat on, Holly’s lying era makes a triumphant return and Rory nearly starts another pandemic with a particularly dirty fleece. If that all sounds a bit chaotic… that’s Vegas baby!!!!! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    54 mins
  • How a hotel bathroom almost ruined our relationship & why I don't trust anyone that says they 'enjoy things'

    How a hotel bathroom almost ruined our relationship & why I don't trust anyone that says they 'enjoy things'
    Nov 12 2025
    Lousy Advice is back and INTERNATIONAL! CEO/Editor Holly took Kingtern Rory on a business trip to LA and tried to hold his hand. But all he wanted to do was hold his microphone and say we missed you last week and we're sorry. We're gonna find out how not to have a lousy holiday, why their hotel room turned green and what happened when they hired a Mustang and drove to Las Vegas. Plus F*ck up Friday makes its first appearance on the podcast. Let's rock and roll. Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠⁠⁠⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • the time I slated my whole office on a work call I thought was muted & other things that are *actually* scary - lousy halloween special

    the time I slated my whole office on a work call I thought was muted & other things that are *actually* scary - lousy halloween special
    Oct 29 2025
    Hide behind your Lousy little sofa because this week’s episode is absolutely terrifying. CEO/Editor Holly teams up with Kingtern Rory to let you know what your Halloween costume says about you and share their best spooky season anecdotes. Nobody wants an hour’s worth of pure Halloween chat so the Lousy Digest creative duo have cleverly turned a big chunk of the pod into a discussion about what are the scariest things about life in general. Rory reveals what he most hates doing and we find out what Holly once did on a work call that could’ve got her the sack. Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠⁠⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠⁠⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Warhammer players have the best s*x life?! and other weird convos with my dad - our first EVER guest

    Warhammer players have the best s*x life?! and other weird convos with my dad - our first EVER guest
    Oct 22 2025
    Brace yourselves this week, the Lousy Digest is expanding and has its first guest. CEO/Editor Holly has rifled through her nepotism file (more on that in the pod) and invited along her dad, internet sensation Nigel Morris! As well as being (maybe) one of the world’s longest consecutive users of a single spoon, he’s also the Lord of Hobbies. So once he’s shared his favourite things to do when not breaking the World Wide Web, he’s going to let his judgement rain down on all other hobbyists. Kingtern Rory is still here to tell you to get in the comments, but he’s not happy about his naughty knickers being taken away from him. Boo hoo! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    58 mins