Episodes

  • the time I slated my whole office on a work call I thought was muted & other things that are *actually* scary - lousy halloween special

    the time I slated my whole office on a work call I thought was muted & other things that are *actually* scary - lousy halloween special
    Oct 29 2025
    Hide behind your Lousy little sofa because this week’s episode is absolutely terrifying. CEO/Editor Holly teams up with Kingtern Rory to let you know what your Halloween costume says about you and share their best spooky season anecdotes. Nobody wants an hour’s worth of pure Halloween chat so the Lousy Digest creative duo have cleverly turned a big chunk of the pod into a discussion about what are the scariest things about life in general. Rory reveals what he most hates doing and we find out what Holly once did on a work call that could’ve got her the sack. Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠⁠⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠⁠⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Warhammer players have the best s*x life?! and other weird convos with my dad - our first EVER guest

    Warhammer players have the best s*x life?! and other weird convos with my dad - our first EVER guest
    Oct 22 2025
    Brace yourselves this week, the Lousy Digest is expanding and has its first guest. CEO/Editor Holly has rifled through her nepotism file (more on that in the pod) and invited along her dad, internet sensation Nigel Morris! As well as being (maybe) one of the world’s longest consecutive users of a single spoon, he’s also the Lord of Hobbies. So once he’s shared his favourite things to do when not breaking the World Wide Web, he’s going to let his judgement rain down on all other hobbyists. Kingtern Rory is still here to tell you to get in the comments, but he’s not happy about his naughty knickers being taken away from him. Boo hoo! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    58 mins
  • how to navigate a neurodivergent relationship, not letting your partner become your therapist & why female friendships feel so much harder

    how to navigate a neurodivergent relationship, not letting your partner become your therapist & why female friendships feel so much harder
    Oct 15 2025
    We’re getting more serious than usual at Lousy Digest HQ this week as CEO Holly opens up about how she and Kingtern Rory have learned to communicate better and grow stronger in a neurodivergent relationship. Bring some toilet roll, though, because there is a bit of casual sh!t-chat to get through first! Thanks so much for sending in your questions, we love reading them. Keep them coming! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠ ⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 2 mins
  • how to find the one, the horror of dating a self-proclaimed 'nice guy' and 'most compatible' being a day ruiner

    how to find the one, the horror of dating a self-proclaimed 'nice guy' and 'most compatible' being a day ruiner
    Oct 8 2025
    Is there such thing as The One? That’s the big question at Lousy Digest HQ this week as CEO Holly and Kingtern Rory put their unprofessional relationship under scrutiny. We find out what’s sending their big naughty nickers right up their crotches with one of them suspected of cheating with a mystery spam eater and the other recalling how a koala hug quickly turned into true love. Does moon water work? Is Rory allowed to get ill? Has Holly got bad breath? We're covering all bases. As always, your questions are answered but please don’t take our word for it because this advice is extremely lousy!!! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube The Lousy Digest on Substack Lousy Advice socials Instagram TikTok Holly’s socials Instagram TikTok Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 3 mins
  • how to deal with a weird mother-in-law, why it's important to bark at men and rory calling me ugly for 2 mins straight

    how to deal with a weird mother-in-law, why it's important to bark at men and rory calling me ugly for 2 mins straight
    Oct 1 2025
    The gossip is hot in the Lousy Digest office because CEO and Kingtern have both taken annual leave at the same time. Is something going on between them??? This week’s pod flies into your ears all the way from Cornwall and the chat is more casual than ever. In the conversation crosshairs are Holly’s post-flu appearance, Rory being compared to a carrot and holiday booking fails. All your questions are answered too, with some pretty lousy advice. Would you let your mother-in-law have a key to your house? No thanks. Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube The Lousy Digest on Substack Lousy Advice Instagram Lousy Advice TikTok Holly's Instagram Holly's TikTok Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    57 mins
  • getting my mum to buy my first thong & how to handle boyfriend having awful dress sense

    getting my mum to buy my first thong & how to handle boyfriend having awful dress sense
    Sep 24 2025
    It’s Fashion Week season in the real world, so CEO/Editor Holly is strutting down the Lousy Digest catwalk and dishing out all the style advice you never asked for. There is nobody more desperate to learn than Kingtern Rory, who is very quickly running out of fresh t-shirts to wear on the podcast. We find out why Holly was wearing a thong at Primary School, how to spend less on clobber and what trends are getting Rory’s knickers in a right old tangly twist. The chat may not always be casual but the advice is always lousy. And as EVERYONE is now saying, don’t take our word for it! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge The Lousy Digest on Substack: https://holymorridge.substack.com/ Lousy Advice socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice Holly’s socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge Rory’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@roryrory444 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    57 mins
  • why honesty isn't always the best policy, where did all these life coaches come from and hiding that I'm in a relationship

    why honesty isn't always the best policy, where did all these life coaches come from and hiding that I'm in a relationship
    Sep 17 2025
    Ever wondered what to do with your life? Well wonder no more because CEO/Editor Holly is firing off lousy advice left, right and centre on this week’s podcast. In the firing line are life coaches that are younger than you, people who don’t lie and her own behaviour on another podcast. Oh and the intern is now calling himself the Kingtern and is furious with his fiancée for not being honest about her relationship status. Obviously there are massive pants, completely natural chit-chat and answers to some of your questions! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge The Lousy Digest on Substack: https://holymorridge.substack.com/ Lousy Advice socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice Holly’s socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge Rory’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@roryrory444 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    59 mins
  • why getting dumped is the best thing ever, housemate revenge at uni & why holly’s phone’s in the bin

    why getting dumped is the best thing ever, housemate revenge at uni & why holly’s phone’s in the bin
    Sep 10 2025
    We’re all getting in a Lousy time machine and heading back to uni this week to find out what Editor Holly and tiny intern Rory got up to during freshers week. It’s not all sock puppets and soiled washing up bowls though, there’s also some pretty rudimentary dating advice that everyone going to university needs to hear and possibly ignore. As always there are twisted knickers, buckets of casual chit-chat and general discussion that is question-led. But don’t take our word for it! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge The Lousy Digest on Substack: https://holymorridge.substack.com/ Lousy Advice socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice Holly’s socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge Rory’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@roryrory444 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    55 mins