For the first time in show history, Cort reports back on two assignments: Hot Fuss by The Killers and Is This It by The Strokes. Spoiler: in the battle of early-2000s skinny-tie rock, Julian Casablancas and company take the win. While Brandon Flowers receives everything he is due, Is This It ultimately proves to be the better debut. Come see if the guys' argument is compelling.

From there, we dig into possible early similarities between the bands and then track the sharply different directions they took after those first albums. We also compare Casablancas and Flowers themselves: two charismatic frontmen who could not be more different once you look past the eyeliner.

Naturally, the conversation veers into the Super Bowl halftime show, Brian’s Texas travel adventures (including ride-share logistics that apparently require a flowchart), and there's an irresistible return to The Traitors specifically because of one “twist” that might qualify as self-sabotage.

We (almost) close with Brian’s experience seeing Jagged Little Pill, because nothing says seamless podcast structure like pivoting from indie rock revivalism to Alanis Morissette’s Broadway adaptation.

It’s music criticism, travel complaints, reality TV grievances, and musical theater — all in one tidy hour. You’re welcome.

🎧 Is This It - The Strokes https://open.spotify.com/album/2k8KgmDp9oHrmu0MIj4XDE?si=A84nrhe2TE-GdJTVvjQKTA

🎧 Hot Fuss - The Killers https://open.spotify.com/album/4piJq7R3gjUOxnYs6lDCTg?si=qL5lt7zURbuILwd6M6kGXA

🎶 Theme Song: Cyrus Oh Cyrus - The Flying Scrub Jays https://open.spotify.com/track/3S9T5HUS4cwky1922WhF1J?si=6fcad8771f724492

Brian doesn't love the honk of Geese? The guys have some corrections to share. It's also episode 75, so there's the "episode 75" game that must be played. We hit a TON of pop culture. Brian is asking the questions, sir! Not Cort! Join us!

Geese - Getting Killed - https://open.spotify.com/album/0eeXb23yMW6EaIgm63xxPC?si=8kgyTiU6T8ixTlsapHwNrQ

Theme Song: Cyrus Oh Cyrus - The Flying Scrub Jays https://open.spotify.com/track/3S9T5HUS4cwky1922WhF1J?si=6fcad8771f724492

Cort returns with a review of Dove Ellis's Blizzard, a debut album that came out of nowhere. Dove gained notoriety opening for Geese, and Blizzard may have (briefly) consumed Brian's world. The consensus favorite song is “love is,” which sparks the important question: great song… or perfect song?

From there, we do a quick and dirty psychological profile of Dove through his rise to fame, a lecture from Cort on the value of introverts, and authenticity and the “is this a gimmick?” debate. Without much warning there's a hard pivot into Brian’s New Year trip to Spain, complete with a tale of the Catalan log that allegedly poops presents, Caga Tió. Did Caga Tió inspire an American Christmas legend?

We also hit the Counting Crows documentary, the Golden Globes (including the rage-baiting podcasts award category), a little Traitors/Amazing Race reality-TV tangent, and a brief Stranger Things Season 5 postmortem.

Everything old is new again when Cort assigns Brian something a little more musical to listen to for next Ep. What could it be?

And finally, the random podcast generator tries to ruin everyone’s day.

🎶 Theme Song: Cyrus Oh Cyrus — The Flying Scrub Jays https://open.spotify.com/track/3S9T5HUS4cwky1922WhF1J?si=6fcad8771f724492

💿 Dove Ellis — Blizzard https://open.spotify.com/album/3Brw2Xdmo6VRPWwOBNye0i?si=etQ5NE9nSbmHwOzhgoJuMA