O! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we are heated about the two most important things in life: The Birds and what you're putting in your mouth! Fuggin' listen!

First off, we gotta break down the Eagles and this Super Bowl Halftime Show pick. I swear, they announced the performer and I thought it was a fuggin’ prank. Then, we're shifting gears to what's ruinin' America: Too many fuggin' toppings! What is wrong with youse guys? Stop makin' a simple jawn so complicated! We make the case for the classic, simple, beautiful food that requires only two toppings, max.

It's a hilarious mess of high-stakes football drama and low-stakes food complaints. So grab yourself a plain slice and a Wawa coffee, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody's back in the wooder, and we're talkin' about money, comedy, and diner waitresses! Fuggin' listen!

First up, this insane Riyadh Comedy Festival jawn. Are you kiddin' me with these paychecks? Saudi Arabia is throwin' mountains of cash at high-profile comedians, while the funniest guys we know are still stuck doin' open mics in 2nd floor of a dirty old pub. We break down who's sellin' out for the oil money.

Then, we're bringin' it back home to the most important topic: why those waitresses at the local diner are always so damn hot. Seriously, the hustle, the coffee refills, the attitude—it's a whole vibe. We're diggin' into the undeniable, messy attraction to the ladies who bring you that sloppy hot dog.

It’s a hilarious mess of Saudi money and local horniness. Grab your Wawa coffee, and fuggin' listen!

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Yo, listen up! On this week's jawn, we're goin' completely off the rails. First, we break down how the voice of Sunday Night Football, Al Michaels, is now a legit movie star gettin' his face rearranged in that new fightin' flick, "The Smashing Machine." Then things get weird when Philly Mark confess his strange attraction to the Xenomorph aliens from the movies—don't judge me, it's morphin' time. We're also puttin' that little tater tot Adam Schefter on blast for cryin' about the Iggles' Tush Push again. The guy needs to stop bein' a hater and accept the greatness of the Brotherly Shove, feel me?

From the weird to the whinin', we're bringin' it all back home with a heartfelt tribute to the king of all foods: the sloppy hot dog. We're talkin' sloppy hot dog that require at least two napkins. It's a beautiful mess of Hollywood, aliens, football, and food that makes absolutely no sense, but you know you're gonna love it. So grab a dog, buckle up, and get ready for the dumbest conversation you'll hear all week. Fuggin' listen!

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