Episodes

  • Speeding Ticket - A Funny Story for Kids

    Speeding Ticket - A Funny Story for Kids
    May 18 2026
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    Sometimes in life, we find ourselves in a rush.

    Like when you’re trying to get to school on time, but your brother is running around the house with a pair of underwear on his head.

    You try to go faster. But when you go faster, you make mistakes. You forget things. And somehow, you end up even later than if you hadn’t rushed at all. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, someone remembers the most important thing in the world… that they forgot to bring.

    What a shame it would be if your parent ended up getting a speeding ticket… again.

    Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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    21 mins
  • The Sidekick - A Funny Story for Kids

    The Sidekick - A Funny Story for Kids
    May 11 2026
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    When your favourite superhero asks you to be their sidekick, you’ve got to say yes, right? What a dream that would be. Your could have your own costume with a cape, a cool catchphrase like “zip zap zoom, your butt to the moon," and you could even pick up your superhero’s dry cleaning.

    Wait… dry cleaning? Did you sign up for that? I don’t know about this…

    Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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    22 mins
  • Spoiled Rotten - A Funny Story for Kids

    Spoiled Rotten - A Funny Story for Kids
    May 4 2026
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    It’s one thing to be spoiled, but what happens when you’re a kid who’s spoiled rotten? What happens when the toy you got just yesterday already feels old?

    Well, good thing there’s an easy fix: it just takes a looooong “how money works” talk, followed by a “money doesn’t grow on trees” talk, followed by a “wants vs. needs” talk. Kids love those talks. And they ALWAYS work.

    Or do they?

    Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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    22 mins
  • The Sleepover - A Funny Story for Kids

    The Sleepover - A Funny Story for Kids
    Apr 27 2026
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    Having a sleepover at your friend’s house can be a lot of fun. But at the same time, sleeping is serious business. You don’t want to mess around with a good night’s rest.

    What if the place you’re sleeping over at has a funny smell? What if their blankets are too scratchy? What if their pillows feel like sleeping on a stack of bricks?

    I suppose you could always spend ten hours packing a suitcase with almost everything you need to feel comfortable. Do mattresses even fit inside suitcases?

    Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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    22 mins
  • My Parents Are Pirates Part 2 - A Funny Story for Kids

    My Parents Are Pirates Part 2 - A Funny Story for Kids
    Apr 20 2026
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    So you find out your parents are pirates… and then they decide to bring you along on a little “business trip.” Somehow, you get roped into “borrowing” someone else’s treasure and you realize you have a bit of a knack for this whole pirating thing. BUT THEN you wake up to find a girl on another ship pointing a cannon in your direction. Yeesh! What are you supposed to do when that happens? Use your manners and ask her nicely not to blow a hole in your parents’ pirate ship? Find out in Part 2 of last week's story.

    Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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    22 mins
  • My Parents Are Pirates - A Funny Story for Kids

    My Parents Are Pirates - A Funny Story for Kids
    Apr 13 2026
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    Imagine finding out your parents didn’t have the jobs you thought they had? And unlike your friends’ parents who had jobs making things for people, or helping people, you found out it was your parents' job to take things from people. And not only that, but you also discovered they said weird things at work like, “shiver me timbers.” That would be strange, wouldn't it?

    Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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    19 mins
  • Aunt Patty - A Funny Story for Kids

    Aunt Patty - A Funny Story for Kids
    Apr 6 2026
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    In this silly story, we find out what happens when your cheek-pinching, kissy-mark-leaving aunt comes to visit. The answer: a whole lot of embarrassment—the least of which comes from catching her ironing the wrinkles out of your underwear. How does one even deal with an aunt like that?

    Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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    21 mins
  • It's Not About Winning - A Funny Story for Kids

    It's Not About Winning - A Funny Story for Kids
    Mar 30 2026
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    In the sleepy town of Mountainburger, winning and losing don’t exist. The parents have made sure of it. Losing leads to crying, and who wants to deal with that? But when some kids are challenged to a game of soccer by a team from another town, they suddenly find themselves trying to figure out what it takes to win.


    Apparently… a lot more than running around the field chasing butterflies.

    Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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    21 mins