Episodes

  • Sleepaway Camp

    Sleepaway Camp
    Jul 9 2025
    Have you ever met that one person who is just so quiet that it makes you wonder, "What are they hiding?" Or are you Judy? You know...a bi-- oop, family-friendly show (well, at least in the show notes). Explore our secrets while surviving Sleepaway Camp! Next movie: Stage Fright ————————————————————— We officially have ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Shop your little demonic heart! Want to keep the horror chats alive? Do you want to join a super awesome community that loves the genre and Knight Light? Want to have access to exclusive content? You should join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! For as little as $2 a month, you can watch the video podcast version and participate in polls to choose the film that we cover to conclude the month! ————————————————————— Sign up on our Patreon to access our Patreon-exclusive shows. Sign up for a 7-day trial, and if you like what we offer, stick around! Want to be a part of the growth of Knight Light? Please support us at these links! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠MERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DISCORD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠INSTAGRAM⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PRINCE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠FREDDY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SIDNEY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Final Destination

    Final Destination
    Jun 25 2025
    Death is all around us. Some say we were born to die, while others say we escape death literally every second until we can no longer. Either way, we'll all eventually make it to our Final Destination! "See you soon..." Next month, we're going to summer camp! Will the camp counselors make it? Probably not, but you will because you're the virgin in these horror movies! Kicking off this month is The Final Girls. ————————————————————— We officially have ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Shop your little demonic heart! Want to keep the horror chats alive? Do you want to join a super awesome community that loves the genre and Knight Light? Want to have access to exclusive content? You should join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! For as little as $2 a month, you can watch the video podcast version and participate in polls to choose the film that we cover to conclude the month! ————————————————————— Sign up on our Patreon to access our Patreon-exclusive shows. Sign up for a 7-day trial, and if you like what we offer, stick around! Want to be a part of the growth of Knight Light? Please support us at these links! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠MERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DISCORD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠INSTAGRAM⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PRINCE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠FREDDY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SIDNEY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • Blair Witch (2016)

    Blair Witch (2016)
    Jun 18 2025
    Searching for a long-lost sibling sounds like it could be hard, but would you go out looking for answers if you receive a sliver of hope? If you're going into the woods, make sure you have plenty of water and food, but most of all, state-of-the-art video and audio tech so someone can find, edit, and publish the footage of your downward spiral 😊! Oh, and if you meet the Blair Witch, tell her to beam you up, Scotty. Next movie: Final Destination ————————————————————— We officially have ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Shop your little demonic heart! Want to keep the horror chats alive? Do you want to join a super awesome community that loves the genre and Knight Light? Want to have access to exclusive content? You should join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! For as little as $2 a month, you can watch the video podcast version and participate in polls to choose the film that we cover to conclude the month! ————————————————————— Sign up on our Patreon to access our Patreon-exclusive shows. Sign up for a 7-day trial, and if you like what we offer, stick around! Want to be a part of the growth of Knight Light? Please support us at these links! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠MERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DISCORD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠INSTAGRAM⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PRINCE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠FREDDY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SIDNEY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Dead Silence

    Dead Silence
    Jun 11 2025
    "Beware the stare of Mary Shaw. She had no children, only dolls. If you see her in your dreams, be sure to never, ever scream..." Cat got your tongue? Well, that's what happens when you piss off a 20th-century ventriloquist! Don't be a dummy and speak her name. And if you ever see the miraculous Mary Shaw, Dead Silence is the only way to speak kindly to her. Next movie: Blair Witch (2016) ————————————————————— We officially have ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Shop your little demonic heart! Want to keep the horror chats alive? Do you want to join a super awesome community that loves the genre and Knight Light? Want to have access to exclusive content? You should join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! For as little as $2 a month, you can watch the video podcast version and participate in polls to choose the film that we cover to conclude the month! ————————————————————— Sign up on our Patreon to access our Patreon-exclusive shows. Sign up for a 7-day trial, and if you like what we offer, stick around! Want to be a part of the growth of Knight Light? Please support us at these links! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠MERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DISCORD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠INSTAGRAM⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PRINCE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠FREDDY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SIDNEY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Stay Alive

    Stay Alive
    Jun 4 2025
    We've all come to learn that movies are extremely subjective, right? So, who's to truly say that a film deserves a score lower than 40% on a rating scale? Critics or fans? The real answer...who cares! Like what you like, hate what you hate, it doesn't matter. To kick off this month of It Can't Be That Bad month, we're starting with Stay Alive! Next movie: Dead Silence ————————————————————— We officially have ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Shop your little demonic heart! Want to keep the horror chats alive? Do you want to join a super awesome community that loves the genre and Knight Light? Want to have access to exclusive content? You should join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! For as little as $2 a month, you can watch the video podcast version and participate in polls to choose the film that we cover to conclude the month! ————————————————————— Sign up on our Patreon to access our Patreon-exclusive shows. Sign up for a 7-day trial, and if you like what we offer, stick around! Want to be a part of the growth of Knight Light? Please support us at these links! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠MERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DISCORD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠INSTAGRAM⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PRINCE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠FREDDY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SIDNEY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue
    May 28 2025
    "Excuse me, who are you?" Chasing fame can go to your head and cause much mental distress. But don't worry; your fans are there to make sure you don't go too far into the deep because they'll ensure that they have the absolute Perfect Blue version of you. Next month, we'll be diving into horror films that have been critically demolished on Rotten Tomatoes, starting with Stay Alive! ————————————————————— We officially have ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Shop your little demonic heart! Want to keep the horror chats alive? Do you want to join a super awesome community that loves the genre and Knight Light? Want to have access to exclusive content? You should join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! For as little as $2 a month, you can watch the video podcast version and participate in polls to choose the film that we cover to conclude the month! ————————————————————— Sign up on our Patreon to access our Patreon-exclusive shows. Sign up for a 7-day trial, and if you like what we offer, stick around! Want to be a part of the growth of Knight Light? Please support us at these links! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠MERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DISCORD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠INSTAGRAM⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PRINCE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠FREDDY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SIDNEY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 51 mins
  • Se7en

    Se7en
    May 21 2025
    We're convinced that Se7en takes place in Gotham City because what the hell is going on in this unknown town! Saw meets Batman in this harrowing tale of good trying to outsmart evil but failing miserably and being consumed by its own sin. Next movie: Perfect Blue ————————————————————— We officially have ⁠⁠⁠⁠merch⁠⁠⁠⁠! Shop your little demonic heart! Want to keep the horror chats alive? Do you want to join a super awesome community that loves the genre and Knight Light? Want to have access to exclusive content? You should join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠! For as little as $2 a month, you can watch the video podcast version and participate in polls to choose the film that we cover to conclude the month! ————————————————————— Sign up on our Patreon to access our Patreon-exclusive shows. Sign up for a 7-day trial, and if you like what we offer, stick around! Want to be a part of the growth of Knight Light? Please support us at these links! ⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠MERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠DISCORD⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠INSTAGRAM⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠PRINCE⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠FREDDY⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠SIDNEY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 51 mins