Episodes

  • Sauna Celeb Spotting and Ball Management

    Sauna Celeb Spotting and Ball Management
    Jun 19 2025
    In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan kick things off with a discussion on the pros and cons of naturism, before William regales Jonathan about a very saucy interaction with a secret celeb. Plus, an important discussion on whether removal companies are luxury or not, and how to deal with misbehaving balls.

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    28 mins
  • Holidays

    Holidays
    Jun 18 2025
    In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss holidays. The two trade tips on the most luxury locations, and give listeners advice on everything from souvenir shopping to bridging US/UK divides. Plus, William balks at Jonathan's choice of holiday accommodation, and a cleaning product is confused with a different kind of lubricant.

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    43 mins
  • Book Readings and Canine Proceedings

    Book Readings and Canine Proceedings
    Jun 12 2025
    In this week's bonus episode, Jonathan brings exciting news about a new addition to the Vernon-Smith home - and it's not only his copy of William's book. The two scour said book for any references to JVS, who has some feedback to give William on the book's structure. Plus, the two compare their very executive sleepwear.

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    28 mins
  • Clothes

    Clothes
    Jun 11 2025
    In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss clothing - everything from the genesis of their signature styles, to the most executive swimwear. Brogues are, of course, discussed in copious detail, as well as ideal wedding attire. Plus, there are no holds barred when William and Jonathan critique one another's outfits.

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    38 mins
  • Deickes, Yanks and Roundheads

    Deickes, Yanks and Roundheads
    Jun 5 2025
    In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan host the podcast via their executive telephones, from New York and Hertfordshire respectively. William provides some fascinating insights into luxury life across the pond, and the two give some advice to a listener caught in a posh/common identity crisis. Plus, a listener weighs in on pronunciation problems, and some cutting edge circumcision chat is had.

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    23 mins
  • Restaurants

    Restaurants
    Jun 4 2025
    In this episode, William and Jonathan discuss the dos and don’ts of restaurant etiquette - everything from bills to baby-led weaning. Plus, William considers an alternative career, and battles with an uncharacteristically potty mouth.

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    46 mins
  • Duvet Related Death Penalties

    Duvet Related Death Penalties
    May 29 2025

    In this week's bonus episode, Jonathan and William discuss how to deal with people who don't make the bed. Jonathan gives a sneak peak from his memoirs, and William provides another surprising update about his house sale.

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    20 mins
  • Childhood

    Childhood
    May 28 2025

    In this week's episode, William and Jonathan revisit their childhoods - including their early media debuts (featuring a special audio cameo from a very young Jonathan Vernon-Smith).


    Plus, they revisit their childhood hobbies - including, but not limited to, arson and crossdressing - and provide some luxury parenting tips.

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    37 mins