Episodes

  • Pasty Crumbs and Pilot Holes
    Sep 18 2025

    In this week's bonus episode, a rat is sighted in one presenter's garden, and the other has to contend with pasty crumbs in the carpet. If this doesn't sound very luxurious, fear not - order is restored when William once again shares his penchant for hired hands, and Jonathan casts judgement on a listener's collecting habits. Plus, an insight into what goes on after hours at Heathrow.


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    29 mins
  • Horoscopes
    Sep 17 2025

    In this week's episode, former children William and Jonathan seek out the spiritual with an exploration of horoscopes. The two scour over their own horoscopes and see what fits (and doesn't). Plus, a look at the astrology of serial killing, and discussion of what makes one's birth luxury or not.


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    37 mins
  • Tree Roots and Crusty Tissues
    Sep 11 2025

    In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan discuss all the latest mod-cons - from faux wood windows, to sausage-shaped dog poo bins, to the very luxury guest-room-cum-panic-room. Plus, a listener writes in with a shocking story of houseguest mess.


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    25 mins
  • Flatmates
    Sep 10 2025


    In this week's episode, William and Jonathan take a trip down memory lane and revisit their flatshares - complete with stories of broken bones, secret sojourns and dental damage. Plus, listeners share their own flatmate horror stories; including one featuring a decidedly unluxuriant police visit.


    And a very exciting announcement about the Luxury Members' Club and Luxury Live event! Head to the Patreon for more information: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/club

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    46 mins
  • Swingers, Saline and Stainless Steel
    Sep 4 2025

    In this week's bonus episode, William gives an update on his movements - house and otherwise. Jonathan, in a rare moment, finds a cleaning case in which the use of bleach is discouraged. And the two discuss whether its ever acceptable to take children to a swinger's pool party.


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    21 mins
  • Sunday Roasts
    Sep 3 2025

    In this week's episode, William and Jonathan get into the meat of the matter, defining the most luxury and executive Sunday roast for the masses. The two rise to the occasion (despite the fact that JVS's mic doesn't) and beef curtains make an auspicious return.


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    36 mins
  • Boots, Books and Beef Curtains
    Aug 28 2025

    It's another bonus episode that's as eclectic as it is executive, with topics ranging from dog beds, to sex perverts, to glasses shopping. Plus, William and Jonathan ponder whether they've ever cut corners in their luxury lifestyles, and William rights a wrong in his and Jonathan's friendship.


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    31 mins
  • Moving House
    Aug 27 2025
    In this week's episode, William is approaching completion - and ponders how best to clean up after. Jonathan lends his consumer expertise to this conundrum, and the two discuss everything from removal companies, to London's youth's drug habit, to how to go about obtaining a bike shed. Plus, discussion about when to move home again (if ever), and much more.

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    36 mins