Quit chasing that Thanksgiving Eve high from your early 20s. Save your $30 cover to the dive bar — we’re quitting the old-high-school jump scares, weird energy, and awkward tensions… lol.

I’m joined by my friend Heidi, my middle-school ride-or-die, and we’re taking a nostalgic trip back to our core Thanksgiving Eve nights when it actually felt iconic (for lack of a better word). And yes… a few names may need to be bleeped for our own sake.

Somewhere along the way, we spiral into whether bankruptcy might low-key be a life hack (God forbid), and we break down the art of dodging MLM girlies in the Facebook Messenger trenches.

A chaotic, comforting catch-up between two old gal pals.

Have a quitting story to share? Tell us what you think needs to quit — call in and leave a voicemail: 410-726-5887.

A hot PSA for all..are you still rocking that micro trend from 2017? Perhaps its time to quit the choker, girlie.

And if you burp in public? Please be serious. Quit your terrible etiquette, this is the not comedy skit you think it is.

Not my usual chatter but I dissect some Taylor Swift lyrics from the song Lover.

TBT to the glory days of Halloween..when I was 10 years old convincing my mom to let me dress up as a jail bird with a MONEY chain..or P!nk the singer. This week we take a nostalgic trip down Halloween Lane. Reliving the Walmart drama, wig glue, and nursing home that smelled like pea soup and beef tallow.

Plus, Command the Commute calls into the hotline. We have a full podcast cross over people! They share about everything that needs to quit at a football game. @commandthecommute

Share your story and call the hotline 410-726-5887

Leave a voicemail.

A surprising and a raw vape update.. did I have to start from day 1 again???

HOTLINE callers this week:

Have you heard of time blindness? Apparently it doesn't only apply to running late! Friend of the pod, Gab, calls in to talk on being "chronically early" and she's ready to quit.

Then its Walkway Wars.. people who refuse to scoot over on park paths, sidewalks, and boardwalks..yeah.. we're quitting that too.

The hotline is on fire. The ULTIMATE quit: engaged and decided, nahhhh, I'm OUT!

We switch gears with a caller asking for some night owl quitting advice. Like, how do you actually stop staying up so late?

And of course, I update on my re-detox from vaping, fresh off Oceans Calling Festival.

Living up all the summer days we have left one jet ski at a time. The highly anticipated vape update (am I blowing mad clouds????), and stories of unforgettable characters I used to work with at Friendly's.

I catch you up on my bender-to-health reset in record time! Two (and a half?) weeks of fun, mild chaos, and recovery. It's fine :) survived lol.

We dive into the hotline: one caller clapping back at a former caller about online comment culture. Another caller is airing out her grocery store gripes we ALLL can relate to.

Bonus story of when I manifested something special at a Drake concert.

My rant on how potluck dinners are unsanitary and should be canceled.

The hotline caller talks about how golf cart DUI's shouldn't exist...(apparently that's a thing???).

I tell you why "SHUSHERS" are the real menace to society.

Chatting about the upcoming Ocean City music festivals. coming up.

Plus, updates on my life as a content creator and the HATERZZZ that have been coming with it.