Episodes

  • Quitting Men and Staying Up Late
    Oct 4 2025

    The hotline is on fire. The ULTIMATE quit: engaged and decided, nahhhh, I'm OUT!

    We switch gears with a caller asking for some night owl quitting advice. Like, how do you actually stop staying up so late?

    And of course, I update on my re-detox from vaping, fresh off Oceans Calling Festival.

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    29 mins
  • Death, Taxes and Vape Updates
    Sep 22 2025

    Living up all the summer days we have left one jet ski at a time. The highly anticipated vape update (am I blowing mad clouds????), and stories of unforgettable characters I used to work with at Friendly's.

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    20 mins
  • Grocery Store Gripes & Comment Section Clap Backs
    Sep 13 2025

    I catch you up on my bender-to-health reset in record time! Two (and a half?) weeks of fun, mild chaos, and recovery. It's fine :) survived lol.


    We dive into the hotline: one caller clapping back at a former caller about online comment culture. Another caller is airing out her grocery store gripes we ALLL can relate to.

    Bonus story of when I manifested something special at a Drake concert.

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    32 mins
  • Golf Cart DUI's, Potlucks & Shushers
    Aug 29 2025

    My rant on how potluck dinners are unsanitary and should be canceled.

    The hotline caller talks about how golf cart DUI's shouldn't exist...(apparently that's a thing???).

    I tell you why "SHUSHERS" are the real menace to society.

    Chatting about the upcoming Ocean City music festivals. coming up.

    Plus, updates on my life as a content creator and the HATERZZZ that have been coming with it.

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    27 mins
  • Not Quitting the White Marlin Open
    Aug 18 2025

    This week we are catching up! How was the White Marlin Open? Am I a full time influencer now?! Why are hotel trashcans obnoxiously small? An in-depth vape update and confessions from the past few weeks.

    Hotline caller is in with a gripe about online comment culture.

    CALL IN and leave a voicemail for our hotline to share your story or short rant. What needs to "Just Quit Already?"

    410-726-5887

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    24 mins
  • Quitting the Water Bill & Wasteful Friends ( FT. FIRST GUEST GAB)
    Jul 28 2025

    We speak BAD FRIENDS.....have you ever quit a friendship??? Did you travel to see a long time friend and have it be a FAIL?!...We dive in to the nitty gritty of retired friends, and how we move on with love and hilarity. call in 410-726-5887 to share your story.

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    35 mins
  • Liar No More & Bye to the Birthday Blues
    Jul 22 2025

    Do you get sad on your birthday too, or is it just me? In this ep, I recap my besties wedding, and talk about how I quit being sad on my birthday.- like actually .

    We also have two hotline call-ins!

    One listener has a raw update on her relationship with her mom, and gets honest with herself.

    Another shares a bold decision on deciding why she quit a human search engine job.

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    38 mins
  • Quit Chewing Gum In Front Of Me
    Jul 3 2025

    I recount on the past couple weeks, rant about old men having zero self awareness when I have AirPods in. It's the 4TH! My thoughts on Americas favorite song., My rules on chewing gum.

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    31 mins