Joey has finally booked a spring break trip, and it is not to London. They are going to go to San Diego, Disneyland, and go fishing in the bay.

The Super Bowl was last night and none of us made it through the end. We all googled the results this morning. Joey had to set up an antenna on his tv to be able to watch. Joey and Nancy debriefed some of the commercials.

Monday Morning Wake Up Call

A witch on Etsy will craft a love spell for you for Valentine’s Day. She only works with white magic, not black magic. She said that to be careful because the spell can go from love to stalking very quickly. Joey asked Karly if she would try it and then it got really awkward.

Hot Tea: A couple got married during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show. The couple had invited him to their wedding and he couldn’t attend, so he invited them to get married at the Super Bowl instead. Lindsey Vonn crashed during her comeback ski run at the Olympics. She had to be airlifted out and taken to surgery. Kelsea Ballerini and Chase Stokes have reportedly broken up again,

Karly gave an update on her experience on the dating app Hinge. She described her profile, some of the more ridiculous profiles of guys she has seen, and revealed if she has gotten any matches.

Joey officially met the guy from church that fat shamed him a few months back. They got to talking, and the guy claimed that when he met Nancy, she said that Joey did need to lose weight. Nancy claims she did NOT say that.

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We gave the latest update on the case of Savannah Guthrie’s mom. Savannah posted another video on Friday where she told the kidnappers that she would pay the ransom. A lot of people think that the family may know that their mom is not alive based on the wording of video.

A girl’s car got encased in inches of ice after a water main broke right next to it and froze. Her videos went viral on TikTok. The car was considered totaled, and Carvana gave her a new car!

A guy made over $4 million on his Super Bowl bets.

Breezy Johnson’s Olympic gold medal broke within 15 minutes of receiving it. She was jumping up and down while wearing it, and the ribbon broke off the medal.

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Joey has been looking into going to London for spring break but is worried about getting his family's passports in time. He would have to have them in exactly four weeks. He is worried about booking the trip and then not getting them in time.

Joey and Nancy try to guess what Super Bowl commercials are advertising by just listening to the audio. They failed on all but one.

Hot Tea: Nancy Guthrie is still missing, and there is now a $50,00 reward for anyone that can provide significant evidence in her case. Luke Combs has pulled out of the Madden Bowl tonight and is being replaced by Zach Bryan. Social media posts hint to the fact that his baby might be on the way or might have already been born! A set of siblings tried to kill each other over a “sticky bun.”

Karly decided to start a Hinge dating profile: partly to put herself out there and partly for the entertainment of it. She asked Joey and Nancy for help writing her profile. So far, the prospects have not been good, and she doesn’t have high hopes.

Joey paid the red-light ticket he got a few weeks back. He felt too guilty to not pay it.

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Yesterday, a man called to complain that Nancy is always negative. We were all shocked because Nancy is the most positive person on the show. We posted about it on Facebook and people came to Nancy’s rescue in the comments. Then, a lady called and said she wanted to punch the man in the throat for saying that about Nancy.

We asked listeners to create “big game” commercials for the Joey and Nancy show to enter to win Justin Moore tickets. We got three commercials about us... and one about a Dandridge golf course?

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School is out AGAIN today! Nancy’s 13-year-old has been super bored while at home. Her 18-year-old son’s power got shut off because he hasn’t been paying the bill. We called and woke him up to talk about it.

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Hot Tea: Sensors are being installed in the Winter Olympic ski jumping suits’ crotches after a team got caught cheating by adding material in that area. Apparently, more area there makes them stay in the air longer. Tim McGraw announced a new tour with support from The Chicks. It’s so cold in Florida that iguanas are freezing and falling out of trees. People are catching them and cooking the meat.

A 90-year-old woman set a world record for the longest teaching female. We then asked listeners what job they had for the shortest amount of time. Several people quit on their first day.

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Savannah Guthrie and her siblings posted a video about their mom last night. They spoke about how much they love and miss her, and they pleaded to whoever took her to please contact them.

Nancy’s got a weird lump on her ear and blames it on work. When she Googles what it could be, it said it’s some kind of dermatitis... that can be caused by wearing headphones a lot.

Group Therapy: My New Wife Refuses to Get a Shared Bank Account with Me.

You can once again vote on weird prop bets for the Super Bowl such as the Gatorade color and which San Francisco landmark will be shown first on tv.

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Xavier Harper is a senior in high school and is already on Team USA for tumbling!

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Knox County Schools are out again today for weather. We are confused though because we thought the rain and temperature would get rid of the snow and ice. Apparently, some backroads are still bad in the county.

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Hot Tea: Jelly Roll is giving one of his Grammy trophies to the juvenile detention center he was in as a teen. Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are both doing separate Las Vegas Residencies on the same dates. Dave and Buster’s is putting $15k engagement rings in human claw machines.

A man plans to stay in his room for a year to “improve his health.” His wife is bringing him food and he has a bathroom. His goal is to be able to do a pull up after the time is up. It is all being livestreamed on his social media accounts.

Nancy thought UT was going to fire her after failed zoom class. Her boss asked her to call them, and Nancy was convinced they were going to take her class away from her. In reality, the boss just asked her to narrate a video for the class and complimented how she handled the class on Monday.

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Savannah Guthrie’s mom is still missing, and foul play is suspected. blood was found outside her home, and her Ring doorbell camera was either smashed or taken. Also, TMZ got word that there is a ransom note that asked for millions in Bitcoin, but we aren’t sure if the note is real.

We tried a new game called Hear Me Out. Joey and Nancy put on noise cancelling headphones so they couldn’t hear Karly. Karly then said simple sentences, and Joey and Nancy had to guess what she was saying by reading her lips.

What Makes You Special? I am a Power Tumbler for Team USA!

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Joey is trying to plan a spring break trip for his family and is considering going to London.

Schools are out again today, and Knox County is on a 2-hour delay tomorrow.

Karly had signed up for a jiu jitsu class last night but canceled an hour before because she got scared. Nancy suggested she try Thai chi. Joey then asked if that was a drink. We had to tell him that Thai Chi is martial arts and CHAI TEA is the drink.

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Hot Tea: Savannah Guthrie’s mom is still missing, and there is foul play suspected. An Olympic figure skater has to change his Despicable Me Minion themed routine due to music copyright issues. Dwight Yoakum stopped his concert to answer a FaceTime call from Billy Bob Thorton.

Cracker Barrel told their employees that they now must eat Cracker Barrel for every meal while traveling for business.

Nancy failed at teaching her college class on Zoom last night. She couldn’t figure out the technology, her family was at home, her dog was snoring, and her grandbaby was crying. She gave up 20 minutes early and ended class. Joey let her try to redeem herself with technology by letting her push the buttons to go to traffic.

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Videos of Gary LeVox from Rascal Flatts singing poorly at a recent concert are going viral.

We hope he was just having a rough night or sound issues. We played examples of other artists’ poor performances.

We talked to Summer from the TV show Extracted and recapped episode 2!

Group Therapy: I’ve been pretending to be gluten free for 3 years to avoid my coworkers cooking

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