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From slutty costumes to snotty noses, this one’s for the moms who used to flirt with vampires and now fight their toddlers and husbands to take a cute pic at the pumpkin patch. In this episode, Em and Dom dive into the Pumpkin Patch Trap — the annual fall fantasy that always ends in sweat, tears, and a $14 donut.

They’re comparing Halloween Then vs Now, confessing old costume crimes (yes, Em wore a strap-on in public and Dom once went full Black Swan), and exposing why every husband acts like he’s been drafted to war the second you say “family photo.”

Grab your Stanley (or your spiked cider), lower your expectations, and laugh along — because Halloween used to be hot… now it’s just haunting.

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Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency

The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need!

Reach out to ⁠mdevizio@thefortisagency.com⁠

Chapters

00:00 Halloween Excitement and Personal Updates
03:49 Halloween Costumes and Spirit Halloween Adventures
05:48 Pumpkin Patch Experiences and Family Dynamics
09:04 Halloween Movies and Scary Stories
11:49 Halloween Costumes: Then and Now
17:52 Family Costumes and Creative Ideas
19:54 Halloween Costumes and Creativity
20:49 Trunk or Treat: A New Tradition
23:08 Childhood Memories of Trick or Treating
25:06 The Joys of Halloween with Kids
26:48 Pumpkin Spice or Candy Corn: A Fun Game
30:19 The Pressure of Halloween Activities
31:10 Adventures at the Pumpkin Patch
33:56 The Stress of Parenting During Halloween
35:20 Changing Hair Colors and Seasonal Vibes
38:07 Future Halloween Plans and Adult Parties
40:31 Outro

• (00:00:00) - Mama O'Clock
• (00:02:25) - My First Blood Niece Had A Baby
• (00:03:31) - Cinderella And Other Halloween Costumes
• (00:03:53) - Dom And Gio Go To Spirit Halloween
• (00:05:20) - The Pumpkin Patch
• (00:08:01) - Pumpkin Patch Or Hell?
• (00:08:54) - What is your favorite age to bring your kids to a haunted house
• (00:11:38) - What Is The Scary Thing About Halloween?
• (00:13:36) - Sexy Halloween Costumes In High School
• (00:16:51) - How To Dress Up For Halloween
• (00:19:24) - Halloween Costumes
• (00:20:26) - Joey and Vienna's Trunk or Treat
• (00:23:00) - Dumping Out Pillowcases And Trick-Or-Treating
• (00:23:31) - How To Trick Or Treat
• (00:25:52) - How To Trick Or Treat
• (00:27:50) - How To Have A Happy Halloween
• (00:30:50) - What I Wish I Knew About Pumpkin Picking
• (00:33:51) - When You Can't Find Your Child
• (00:34:24) - I Changed My Hair Color During This Season
• (00:36:16) - When You Can't Explain Halloween To Your Parents
• (00:37:59) - How To Decorate Your Home For Halloween
• (00:40:06) - Happy Halloween! Be Safe!

In this episode, Em and Dom dive into why date nights and couple getaways matter more than ever , even when the mom guilt hits hard and the suitcase feels like packing for a small army. They talk about the chaos before leaving, missing the kids mid-trip, and the magic of remembering who you are beyond “mom and dad.” Then, things get hilariously unhinged as they admit just how much ChatGPT has taken over their lives. From parenting hacks to planning vacations to asking robots the most absurd questions. It’s a mix of romance, reality, and a little AI-induced existential crisis , of course in Mom O’Clock style.

Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency

The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to ⁠mdevizio@thefortisagency.com⁠ _______________________________________________________________________________________

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Technical Setup 02:45 Photo Shoot Adventures and Mishaps 05:36 Vacation Reflections: The Importance of Time Away 08:45 Experiencing Wyoming: A Cowgirl's Journey 11:12 Navigating Parenthood: Guilt and Planning for Trips 14:26 The Emotional Rollercoaster of Leaving Kids Behind 17:03 Reconnecting with Your Partner 19:48 The Role of AI in Daily Life 28:53 Conclusion: The Value of Time Away 35:00 Outro

• (00:00:00) - Mama O'Clock: Protect Your Family's Money
• (00:01:58) - Mama Clock
• (00:04:45) - The Couple's Wedding Photo Shoot
• (00:06:04) - What It Feels Like To Go On A Vacation Without Your
• (00:08:00) - Guys Try Cowboy Hats For A Week
• (00:09:57) - Oh, Chelsea's Trip
• (00:10:30) - Couple on a Vacation
• (00:13:55) - On Vacation With His Mother-in-Law
• (00:16:24) - A Week On The Road With My Husband
• (00:19:05) - After a Vacation, You Need A Break
• (00:20:44) - How Hard Is It To Leave Your Child?
• (00:21:47) - A Taste of Jackson Hole, Wyoming
• (00:23:32) - Michael Goes Away For Five Days
• (00:26:15) - The Couple Who Asked Chat Gbt To Do A Wedding
• (00:28:46) - ChatGPT Is Taking Over the World
• (00:31:58) - Chat GBT And Chat GPT
• (00:33:57) - Go to Wyoming With Your Significant Other

Money, marriage, and mayhem, welcome to the most chaotic finance class you never signed up for. In this episode, we ask: Do you actually know your spouse’s salary? Who’s really paying the bills? And what’s the deal with wills, life insurance, and joint accounts? Plus, Dom gets grilled in our game show “So You Married a Financial Advisor” and (shockingly) fails acronyms like a champ.

Shoutout to our friends at The Fortis Agency for teaching us that iced coffee and Target receipts don’t count as a financial plan. Grab your latte and laugh with us—because budgeting with vibes only is still a strategy… kind of.

Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency

The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families!

And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need!

Reach out to mdevizio@thefortisagency.com

_________________________________________________________________________

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Technical Difficulties
02:18 Pregnancy Stories and Gender Reveals
05:11 Transitioning to Finances
08:05 The Role of Finances in Marriage
11:12 Stay-at-Home Moms and Financial Independence
14:00 Navigating Household Expenses
17:05 Bill Management and Financial Strategies
18:11 Life Insurance and Wills
21:44 Navigating Family Finances
32:47 The Game of Financial Knowledge
36:52 The Complexity of Financial Management in Marriage
41:24 Outro

• (00:00:00) - Mama O'Clock
• (00:02:10) - Sugar Daddies Ask For Money
• (00:02:53) - Story of the Week
• (00:05:47) - Guys Find Out The Gender Of Their Baby
• (00:06:14) - Marriage Talk: Finances
• (00:08:17) - The One Thing You Can't Share With Your Partner
• (00:10:36) - Stay-at-Home Moms Talk About Money
• (00:12:58) - On Talking About Money With My Husband
• (00:15:01) - "I Never Want To Be A Husband"
• (00:17:10) - Who Is In Charge Of The Bills?
• (00:17:59) - The Financial Strategy You Need to Have
• (00:19:10) - In The Elevator With Life Insurance
• (00:20:53) - Life Insurance and The Will
• (00:24:30) - Dancing With the Stars
• (00:25:38) - Choosing the Right Investment
• (00:27:02) - Rapid Fire: Financial Acronyms
• (00:29:57) - In the Elevator With Money Questions
• (00:31:12) - In the Elevator With the Royal Family
• (00:32:44) - Joey On His Money In A Married Marriage
• (00:35:29) - How To Manage Money On A Marriage
• (00:38:58) - I'm Going To Wyoming

Making mom friends as an adult feels a lot less like happy hour and a lot more like awkward playground speed dating. In this episode, we dive into the hilarity and struggles of finding your “mom soulmate.” From asking for a number at the park (and totally sending the wrong vibe) to breaking down the types of moms you’ll meet, we cover it all.

We create our own mom dating profiles, swipe left and right on questionable “mom traits,” and play a rapid-fire game of Mom Friend Red Flags—deciding which moms make the cut and which ones get blocked immediately.

If you’ve ever wondered whether you actually want new mom friends or you’re just too tired for the maintenance, this one’s for you. Grab your Stanley (roadie optional) and laugh with us through the chaos of mom friendship.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Episode Milestones
02:15 The Quest for Mom Friends
07:28 Ideal Mom Friend Characteristics
10:36 Navigating Mom Friendships
13:17 The Importance of Shared Experiences
15:55 Finding Friends in Parenting
18:33 Playdates and Parenting Dynamics
19:40 Curbside Toys and Neighborhood Kids
20:37 Seeking Mom Friends
22:11 Creating the Perfect Mom Profile
24:44 Deal Breakers in Mom Friendships
27:55 The Challenge of Making Mom Friends
30:17 Different Types of Moms
33:36 Navigating Mom Friend Scenarios
38:11 The Importance of Openness in Friendships
41:17 Closing Thoughts and Future Plans
41:37 Outro

• (00:00:01) - Crazy People Talking About '
• (00:01:31) - Mama Clock: Buy Our Merch!
• (00:03:29) - "I Miss Having A Mother"
• (00:04:23) - Cuckoo Birds
• (00:06:57) - "Thanks For Thinking About Me"
• (00:07:10) - Looking For My Mom Soulmate
• (00:09:57) - How To Make A Mother's Friend
• (00:12:28) - "I Would Like A Mom Friend"
• (00:15:13) - Did I Become A Mom Friend On An App?
• (00:17:25) - Joey On The Neighborhood Baby Sit Down
• (00:20:16) - What I Don't Want In A Friend
• (00:22:05) - Looking for a Good Friend
• (00:24:14) - Is That A Deal Breaker?
• (00:26:11) - Mama Clock Dating App
• (00:27:58) - What type of mom would you like to date?
• (00:29:23) - How To Make Mother-Friendships
• (00:32:34) - What's A Good Mom Friend?
• (00:34:14) - Read a potential mom friend scenario and tell me if you would still hang out
• (00:37:11) - "Emily Needs To Open Up More"
• (00:38:40) - Friends Tell The Truth About Their Friends
• (00:40:56) - Baby's First Birthday

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This week we’re laughing our way through every mom stereotype — from the Pinterest-perfect overachiever to the exhausted mom just trying to survive on cold coffee. But we’re also pulling back the curtain on something far more serious: Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy, when caregiving takes a dark and dangerous turn. Equal parts comedy and conversation starter, this episode is a ride through the chaos, the clichés, and the cautionary tales of motherhood.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Technical Difficulties
02:15 Mom Life: Challenges and Triumphs
05:17 Reflections on Parenting Styles
06:01 Documentary Discussion: Unknown Numbers
09:05 Types of Moms: A Deep Dive
12:11 Munchausen Syndrome and Its Implications
14:56 The Role of Supportive Parenting
17:56 Balancing Fun and Structure in Parenting
19:49 Conclusion and Final Thoughts
34:38 Outro

• (00:00:01) - Baby's First Week of School
• (00:01:26) - Back to School
• (00:02:18) - How To Deal With Raisins In The Car
• (00:05:07) - How I Got Pulled Over
• (00:06:11) - Gio Got His First Teething Period
• (00:08:23) - Joey's First Week Back To School
• (00:10:50) - The Mom's Cyberbullying Drama
• (00:13:34) - The Mom's Reaction To Her Daughter's Suicide
• (00:16:34) - The Mom's Munchausen Syndrome
• (00:18:41) - Different Types Of Moms
• (00:20:37) - What Kind Of Mom Would You Want To Be?
• (00:23:03) - I Want To Be A Cool Mom
• (00:24:28) - She Spilled Milk All Over Her Louis Vuitton
• (00:26:37) - "It Was Chaotic For Me..."
• (00:27:54) - Exhausted Mom on Being a Pageant Mom
• (00:30:17) - What's A Mom To Do?
• (00:32:18) - Let's Talk Parenting

School’s back, summer’s gone, and moms everywhere are drowning in supply lists, balloon arches, and Target receipts while the dads vanish into golf tournaments and fantasy football group chats. In this episode, Emily and Dom break down the madness of back-to-school season: the Pinterest mom pressure, the drop-off fashion show archetypes, and why supply lists read like ransom notes.

Titty E drops a back-to-school rap that every mom will feel in her soul, and Dom gets quizzed on golf to see if she knows anything about the sport her husband disappears for every weekend. Spoiler: she’s funnier than factual.

From glue sticks to RedZone, this episode is chaos, comedy, and a reminder that at the end of the day, it’s always Mom O’Clock.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Episode Overview

02:26 Back to School Emotions and Preparations

10:57 Back to School Chaos and Expectations

22:32 Social Media Influence on Parenting

28:40 Fall Season and Family Dynamics

31:03 Outro

• (00:00:01) - Back to School
• (00:01:41) - A Clean Car Seat for Moms
• (00:03:23) - Back To School For Kids
• (00:05:56) - Baby's First Mothering
• (00:06:02) - Cat's Eye In Gap Commercial
• (00:07:32) - Back To School Drama
• (00:10:37) - Back to School Mom Jitters
• (00:14:39) - The 5 Archetypes Of Parents
• (00:16:23) - Husbands Disappear During Summer
• (00:18:27) - Our Golf HUSBANES Are On A Three Day Bender
• (00:19:40) - Golf Questions For College Students
• (00:22:04) - The Secret To Playing Golf With Kids
• (00:23:12) - Moms Get Real About First Day Of School
• (00:25:58) - Back To School Advice
• (00:28:41) - Eric Decker on Being With Jesse James Decker
• (00:28:55) - Joey and Rocco Talk About Fall
• (00:30:04) - How To Get Your Husband Back On Podcast

⚠️ Trigger Warning: This episode contains discussion of a traumatic accident and themes of death. Please listen with care.

This week we’re opening up about a life-changing experience that shook everything we thought we knew about motherhood, safety, and control. Em shares the raw story of witnessing a devastating accident — and how it forced her to confront her own mortality, intrusive thoughts, and the way becoming a mom makes every danger feel magnified.

But at the heart of it, this episode isn’t just about fear — it’s about perspective. About realizing how fragile life is, why being present matters, and how motherhood has taught us to find gratitude and humor even in the darkest moments.

If you’ve ever had those intrusive “what if” thoughts, felt the weight of mom anxiety, or needed a reminder to slow down and appreciate the messy miracle of being alive — this one’s for you.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Light Banter
01:42 The Start of a Serious Conversation
02:25 A Traumatic Incident Unfolds
07:27 The Aftermath of the Accident
13:57 Reflections on Life and Loss
19:51 Dealing with Trauma and Intrusive Thoughts
21:34 Confronting Mortality: A Personal Experience
23:57 Reflections on Parenting and Life Choices
25:04 The Weight of Life's Fragility
27:17 Embracing Life: A Call to Action
31:29 The Impact of Trauma on Perspective
34:28 Navigating Fear and Anxiety
43:54 Life is Precious: Lessons Learned
48:06 Outro

• (00:00:01) - He Won't Let You Wear That Outfit
• (00:01:05) - MAMA CICKLE REVIEW
• (00:03:19) - The Day I Wish I Knew My
• (00:06:43) - Uber Driver on Drunk Driving Crash That Killed 3 Girls
• (00:10:43) - Driving Drunk in a Car Crash
• (00:13:52) - What Really Happened In The Car Crash
• (00:16:29) - The Uber Driver Who Stumbled On A Drunk Woman's Death
• (00:19:13) - "She's driving three teenagers around like a mom"
• (00:19:51) - How To Deal With Traumatic Thoughts
• (00:23:36) - The Death of A Couple
• (00:28:02) - The Uber Driver Who Saved A Woman's Life
• (00:32:04) - The Trauma Of A Parent's Death
• (00:35:25) - How To Deal With Intrusive Thoughts
• (00:38:06) - What If My Toddler Locked Me In The Pool?
• (00:40:42) - How To Put Your Kids In the Car
• (00:43:10) - PeeCee On Her Living Will
• (00:45:23) - Michael: Life Is Too Short To Have Fun
• (00:47:26) - Danny Out: Thank You!!