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Ironing out the Kinks

Ironing out the Kinks

By: Luke & Chelsea
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Ironing Out the Kinks is the unapologetically filthy, laugh-out-loud podcast that celebrates everything awkward, kinky, and painfully relatable behind closed doors. Hosted by married duo Chelsea & Luke, this British couple dives into listener confessions, unfiltered kink stories, and the kind of sex mishaps that’ll haunt you in the best way — all while making you feel completely normal for being a little (or a lot) kinky. 🎙️ New episodes every Friday 🔥 Top 3% podcast globally 🇬🇧 One of the UK’s fastest-growing sex & relationship shows 🌍 Heard in 80+ countries and climbing the global charts ❤️ 60,000+ filthy listeners and counting Hit follow and join the naughty corner — you’ll laugh, cringe, and probably question your browser history.Copyright 2023 All rights reserved. Hygiene & Healthy Living
Episodes
  • Ep 61: Bloody Nipples, Forgotten Hookups & The Manscaping Incident
    Jan 3 2026

    From accidental medical scares to sex flashbacks you didn’t see coming, this episode is a whirlwind of bodily surprises, secret habits, and some truly creative problem-solving.

    Inside: – A listener whose GP visit turned into a panic about nipple discharge… only to realise it might be hickey-related – How to ride without riding when asthma and dodgy knees ruin your cowgirl dreams – One woman’s journey to exploring cuckolding fantasies without actually involving anyone else – A confession about sharing a kink mid-session… and the shockingly positive response – A blowjob so intense it ended in an unexpected clean-up strategy – A razor switch-up that left one man with a scarred shaft and a lesson in loyalty to his old blade – And a night out that led to morning-after confusion, an awkward text, and the moment she realised… it wasn’t the first time

    Also: safe words when you can’t speak, sexy quiz stats, and a manscaper mishap that’ll make every guy wince.

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    59 mins
  • She Squirted So Hard… It Looked Like Cranberry Sauce | Ep 60
    Nov 22 2025

    What do you do when your mate accidentally sees your full vagina? When your boyfriend asks to be pegged… and you weren’t ready? Or when a confession drops so hard you have to pause, rewind, and recover?

    This episode is soaked in awkward encounters, emotional truths, and very questionable clean-ups. There’s holiday chaos, finger fuelled orgasms, dick staring walk ins, and a squirt story that left us… speechless.

    Also: double penetration dilemmas, kink shame guilt, and one listener who can’t stop thinking about a photo they were never meant to see.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • She Pissed in His Eye… and It Burned | Ep 59
    Nov 8 2025

    From squirting fails to gang bang regrets and one very big sperm-related question, this episode had us crying, laughing, and occasionally cringing into the carpet.

    Inside: – A blowjob interrupted by accidental golden eye drops (and yes, it burned) – A husband wondering if it’s cheating when your wife says “go for it” but doesn’t actually mean it – A listener dreaming of being forced to watch his wife get gangbanged while being face-fucked and cream-pied himself – A party invitation that turned into a chaotic failed blow bang, a penis leg slap, and lifelong shame – An “Oops, Wrong Hole” where a finger massage goes rogue — and communication collapses mid-anal – A confession about hooking up with your crush’s gay brother… only to be caught mid-thrust – A swingers axe-throwing date that was not what the wife meant by “casual fun” – A Vaseline explosion that got mistaken for horniness – And a philosophical Would You Rather about fighting a giant sperm every time you cum

    Also: sexual burnout and how to find your place as a woman in a world full of alpha mic bros and tradwife influencers.

    Time stamps:

    00:00 Intro

    03:25 Puppy Shout-Out

    11:30 Naughty Corner

    34:15 A Listener Update

    42:00 Quiz on my Face

    48:40 Confession Booth

    50:50 Oops! Wrong Hole!

    59:15 What Would You Do?

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    1 hr and 2 mins
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