In this episode, the crew gets disrespectfully honest about Valentine’s Day expectations… and let’s just say, if you’re a “thought that counts” type of person, you might wanna sit this one out.

From arguing about cheap gifts, lazy love, and broke energy, to breaking down why some men feel like they’re doing 95 to your 5, the conversation turns into a full-blown relationship roast session. Because according to the fellas, if a man is paying all the bills, buying the groceries, covering the dates, and keeping DoorDash in business… then Valentine’s Day better not come with no cologne and a teddy bear.

The ladies try to defend the “it’s the effort” argument… but the guys aren’t hearing it. They want lingerie, cooked meals, rose petals, appreciation, and ENERGY—not “Happy Valentine’s Day babe, I got you some socks.”

They also get into love languages, why people love wrong, why people stay in relationships they shouldn’t, and why some folks are out here giving “lazy coochie” and “legend dick” like they’re doing somebody a favor.

Basically… this episode is a mix of relationship advice, toxic expectations, and comedy that might get somebody blocked by the end of the night.

️ Tap in if you’re ready for the real… and if you can handle the truth without crying in the group chat.