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The Almighty Pineapple

The Almighty Pineapple

By: Vida Valdes
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 Welcome to The Almighty Pineapple where spirit, truth & a little Cuban Bruja collide. This is your space for real talk about healing, ancestral wisdom, shadow work, inner child exploration, boundaries, spirituality & everything in between. Each episode is sitting down with your wise slightly spicy bestie, raw, honest & full of insights to help you step into your power, embrace your authenticity & live your highest life. Whether you’re here to unpack your trauma, ignite your spiritual journey or just get a dose of unapologetic guidance, this podcast serves it all. Plug in & enjoy!Vida Valdes
Episodes
  • ✨ DAY 14: Boundary Bootcamp 🔥 ✨ “You are NOT responsible for their emotional gymnastics, boo.”

    ✨ DAY 14: Boundary Bootcamp 🔥 ✨ “You are NOT responsible for their emotional gymnastics, boo.”
    Nov 4 2025

    ✨ DAY 14: Boundary Bootcamp 🔥 ✨
    “You are NOT responsible for their emotional gymnastics, boo.”
    Say it with your chest and a cafecito in hand. 🗣️💅🏽
    Your truth is sacred. Their reaction? Not your job.
    If someone gets salty ’cause you finally chose you—just smile and say:
    “That sounds like a YOU problem, love.” 💁🏽‍♀️
    🔁 Tap into today’s mantra: “I speak my truth, not their comfort.”
    Practice it. Own it. Wear it like red lipstick on a Tuesday.
    💖 But please — follow your intuition when working with ANY spiritual advisor… even if that means it’s not me.
    Your spirit knows what’s best. Trust it.
    #30DaysOfBoundaries #BoundaryBootcamp #TheAlmightyPineappleLLC #EmotionalIndependence #TheTruthOfVida#EleguaDiscount #HealingWithAttitude #SpiritualSales #TrustYourSpirit #CafecitoAndBoundaries
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    2 mins
  • 🧨 Day 13: The “I Love You, But Stay Over There” Energy Is Activated 🛑💅

    🧨 Day 13: The “I Love You, But Stay Over There” Energy Is Activated 🛑💅
    Nov 3 2025

    🧨 Day 13: The “I Love You, But Stay Over There” Energy Is Activated 🛑💅
    There’s always that one person who confuses love with access and thinks “boundaries” is just a cute Pinterest word.
    NO, MAMI. Boundaries are sacred. My peace is not a pop-up shop and I’m not taking walk-ins today. 🙃
    This skit is your daily reminder that love without respect is just a red flag wearing lipstick.
    Tag your favorite chaos queen or send this to someone who needs the message (with love, of course 😉).
    🔥 Make sure your notifications are ON
    🔥 And double-check you’re subscribed to the newsletter—
    Because the next two weeks? Oh baby, we’ve got major announcements coming. Think ✨exclusive✨, magical, and possibly life-shifting… 👀
    🛎️ You do not want to miss it.
    #BoundaryBootcamp #30DaysOfBoundaries #EmotionalToxinsWho #NewsletterDrop #StayTuned #TheTruthOfVida #TheAlmightyPineappleLLC
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    2 mins
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