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I Swear To Drunk I Am Not God

I Swear To Drunk I Am Not God

By: Britt Perkins
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This is I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God, a podcast where we blend chilling true crime narratives with spine-tingling cocktails. Join your host, Britt Perkins, as she delves into some of the most gripping crime stories while sipping on handcrafted drinks. Expect a mix of macabre tales and killer concoctions every other Thursday! Get ready for a wild ride—it's bound to be a boozy and boundary-pushing experience!

Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.

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  • S4 - EP 8 - THE UNITED STATES OF BLACKMAIL - PART 2
    Feb 20 2026

    Welcome to Season 4 – Episode 8 - PART 2!

    In Part 2, we move from smoky back rooms to boardrooms with better lighting.

    If Part 1 built the foundation - Prohibition money, mob logistics, compromised officials - Part 2 shows what happens when the underworld goes corporate. The old guard dies off, but the infrastructure evolves.

    Drawing exclusively from Whitney Webb’s One Nation Under Blackmail (Vol. 1), this episode explores how blackmail, intelligence operations, private banking networks, political fixers, and “respectable” institutions converged in the 1970s–1990s to form something far more durable than a crime ring: a system.

    We discuss the evolution of the “favor bank”, how leverage replaced cash as the ultimate currency and how power adapts when exposed. When one front man falls, another steps in. When a bank collapses, the assets migrate. And when chaos looks random, it isn’t.

    The thesis remains the same: blackmail isn’t the scandal. It’s the infrastructure.

    The poison for this episode is the Hemingway Daiquiri.

    Hemingway Daiquiri:

    • 2 ounces light rum
    • 1/2 ounce maraschino liqueur
    • 1/2 ounce freshly squeezed grapefruit juice
    • 3/4 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice
    • 1/4 ounce simple syrup
    • Lime wheel, for garnish

    Add the rum, maraschino liqueur, lime juice and grapefruit juice into a shaker with ice and shake until well-chilled. Strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with lime.

    Enjoy!

    Sources: “One Nation Under Blackmail, Vol. 1: The Sordid Union Between Intelligence and Crime that Gave Rise to Jeffrey Epstein" by Whitney Webb - https://a.co/d/07BX9RmJ

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    Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.


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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • S4 - EP 8 - THE UNITED STATES OF BLACKMAIL - PART 1
    Feb 13 2026

    Welcome to Season 4 – Episode 8 - PART 1!

    In this episode, I pull back the curtain on One Nation Under Blackmail Vol 1. by Whitney Webb - a meticulously sourced deep dive that reframes power, corruption, and control in America as a long-running business model, not a conspiracy theory.

    We'll talk about how intelligence agencies, organized crime, financial institutions, and political elites converged to create a system where corruption isn’t a bug - it’s a feature. Blackmail becomes leverage. Leverage becomes policy. And accountability eventually dies.

    This episode is about power consolidation and what happens when the same actors keep showing up in every scandal because they designed the board.

    The poison for this episode is the Hemingway Daiquiri.

    Hemingway Daiquiri:

    • 2 ounces light rum
    • 1/2 ounce maraschino liqueur
    • 1/2 ounce freshly squeezed grapefruit juice
    • 3/4 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice
    • 1/4 ounce simple syrup
    • Lime wheel, for garnish

    Add the rum, maraschino liqueur, lime juice and grapefruit juice into a shaker with ice and shake until well-chilled. Strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with lime.

    Enjoy!

    Sources: “One Nation Under Blackmail, Vol. 1: The Sordid Union Between Intelligence and Crime that Gave Rise to Jeffrey Epstein" by Whitney Webb - https://a.co/d/07BX9RmJ

    Send a text

    Support the show

    Britt

    @sweartodrunkpod - TikTok

    Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.


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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • S4 - EP 7 - JANE "JOLLY JANE" TOPPAN: THE KILLER NURSE
    Jan 23 2026

    Welcome to Season 4 – Episode 7!

    In this episode, we examine the case of Jane Toppan, a woman often reduced to the label of “killer nurse,” but whose crimes reveal something far more disturbing. Toppan didn’t simply murder her patients - she manipulated them.

    Charged with twelve murders and confessing to at least thirty-one, she exploited a system that trusted caregivers implicitly and rarely questioned deaths labeled as “natural.” Her case forces an uncomfortable conversation about access, authority, and how easily harm can hide behind a smile and a uniform.

    This is a case study in pathology, power, and what happens when caregiving becomes compulsion.

    The poison for this episode is the Black Velvet.

    If you want to drink with me, you’ll need champagne and Guinness stout.

    Black Velvet:

    • ½ champagne
    • ½ Guinness stout

    Slowly pour the champagne into a chilled flute, then gently top with Guinness by pouring it over the back of a spoon to create the layered effect. No garnish. Let it sit as it is.

    Enjoy!

    Sources: “America’s First Serial Killer Jane Toppan and the Making of a Monster" by Mary Kay McBrayer - https://www.amazon.com/Americas-First-Female-Serial-Killer/dp/1642502073 and read The Chicago Tribune Archives.

    Send us a text

    Support the show

    Britt

    @sweartodrunkpod - TikTok

    Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.


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    1 hr and 18 mins
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