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I Spent $500 on Valentine's Day and She Still Didn't Fuck Me

I Spent $500 on Valentine's Day and She Still Didn't Fuck Me

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What happens when a $500 Michelin-star date ends in a "goodnight" handshake at the Four Seasons? Marcus starts the episode defending the "Social Contract" of dating, but Scarlett isn't having it. We’re dismantling the transactional rot of modern romance and asking the hard question: Are you being romantic, or are you just keeping score?

In this episode:

  • The $500 Receipt: Eleven Madison Park, roses, and a hotel room ambush.
  • Transactional Dating: Why men equate effort with expectations.
  • The Communication Gap: How "assuming" leads to resentment and "Dinner Diving."
  • The Pivot: Marcus admits to being "that guy" and why intimacy can't be purchased.


THE TOOLS FOR THE AUDIT:

  • Adult Word Play (The Word Search Test): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GMQDD4DG
  • Crossword Confessions (The Clinical Test): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GMQLF8QX
  • Full Catalog: [amazon.com/author/scarlettvalentine]

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