It’s our last night in Asia and we’re not handling it well. After four months of sharing a bed, a bank account, stomach problems, and an alarming number of 7-11 runs, we’ve realized we’re basically platonically married. We talk cheaters, why men are never nicer than when they’re trying to hook up, and why a boyfriend only sounds useful when we’re carrying heavy bags or something in the car starts blinking.

Taylor says she’s swearing off dating for a year (we’ll circle back) and Zoe wants her forever person but is currently committed to herself. We get into healthy masculine energy, gender roles (we’re not buying drinks with $200 nails), and what we’re actually excited to go home to: closets, home-cooked meals, our people, and a sunset smoke sesh. Asia changed us. The 7-11 shaped us.

Rate the pod, and make it 5 stars while you're at it. Love you!

Find us on IG!

@ionlykissandtell

@tayyham & @zorubens

This week we go over our 2025 ins and outs list.

In: country club activities, tasers, and polycules

Out: hills, run clubs, and meetings before 9am

We also share our experience plugging in our metaphorical avatar hair with the tree of life when exploring the mystical world of plant medicines (think oiud, magic mushrooms, and mother Aya),

Find us on IG and Tiktok!

@ionlykissandtell

@tayyham & @zorubens

This week we’re giving you a very special bonus episode because we can't stop thinking about the art of dating. We dive into some of our best and worst first dates and share those little details that make the difference.

Remember kids - dating should be fun, splitting the bill at a boujee restaurant is not hot, and the post-date text is more important than you think.

Find us on IG!

@ionlykissandtell

@tayyham & @zorubens

We’re back and have absolutely seen better days. Taylor is relentlessly sassy, Zoe is relentlessly horny, and we’re once again asking: where do you find a shadow daddy in real life and why is everyone a performative nice guy??

Heated Rivalry, Rhysand, and other fictional men have us spiraling into our 14-year-old selves, obsessing over boys we’ve never met but are spiritually convinced will one day be in our orbit.

Less than 5 hours after landing in Vietnam we’re locking lips with Kiwis, and doing our civic duty to address the male loneliness epidemic. Turns out it has nothing to do with women and everything to do with their own antics… but we digress. We’re officially bringing back kissing for fun in 2026—friends, threesomes, boys, girls, whoever.

Then it’s four life-changing days on the back of motorcycles in Ha Giang—and honestly, nothing has been the same since.

Rate the pod, and make it 5 stars while you're at it. Love you!

Find us on IG!

@ionlykissandtell

@tayyham & @zorubens

After three weeks apart, we’re back in Vietnam comparing notes, and the whiplash is real. Taylor went full island fantasy in the Philippines—bikinis 24/7, whale sharks, scuba dives, food poisoning, and a short-lived but intense romance with a surfer-sailor-skater boy on a million-dollar catamaran—while Zoe chose family time, city hopping, and A5 wagyu across South Korea, Japan, and Hong Kong. Same exhaustion, wildly different realities.

Come back next week to dive into our four-day motorcycle journey and an unexplained obsession with kiwis ;)

Rate the pod, and make it 5 stars while you're at it. Love you!

Find us on IG!

@ionlykissandtell

@tayyham & @zorubens

This week the girls are in Koh Tao. And if you don’t know what Koh Tao is, it’s basically if Love Island and Temptation Island had a baby. Zoe swears she wants an Asian boyfriend, but finds a blonde haired, blued eyed devil everywhere she goes. Dare we say colonizing the colonizer?? Taylor’s new type is Flemish, and let’s just say she keeps running into these fuckers everywhere. This episode is sponsored by Trojan… JK we wish but stay safe out there.

Find us on IG!

@ionlykissandtell

@tayyham & @zorubens

This week’s episode is brought to you by: Thailand, trickery, and two handsome Belgian boys… who just so happen to be engaged. Plot twist? They’re in an open relationship where one dates girls and the other dates boys — and somehow Taylor ends up kissing the one who’s “not gay but also… kinda gay?”

Unfortunately, we trusted a man we shouldn’t have — a local in Bangkok who we believed to be true of heart… turns out the only thing true was his commitment to running our pockets. Iconic behavior, honestly.

Thailand did not come to play — and neither did we 😉

Rate the pod, and make it 5 stars while you're at it. Love you!

Find us on IG and Tiktok

@ionlykissandtell

@tayyham & @zorubens

Taylor’s in her sleepy girl era (mono vibes but make it chic), Zoe dropped racks to frame her vintage poster, and somehow we ended up on a beach drive that gifted us two very unsolicited penises. From there, the chaos unfolds—nude beaches, Prince Alberts, nipple piercings, boob luges well into our 50s, and why we’re officially declaring a celibate summer (boys, it’s not you, it’s… actually, it’s you). We touch on eating ass, when situationships become besties, our celeb crush line-up, and a brand new “Would You Rather” featuring skinny vs short kings. Buckle up, it’s messy in the best way.

Rate the pod, and make it 5 stars while you're at it. Love you!

Find us on IG and Tiktok

@ionlykissandtell

@tayyham & @zorubens