Episodes

  • Home For The Holidays (The Cuties Look like the Cynthia Doll!)

    Home For The Holidays (The Cuties Look like the Cynthia Doll!)
    Dec 22 2025
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    55 mins
  • TGIF 12/19/25: The Cuties Stop Edging and J*zz All Over the Place!

    TGIF 12/19/25: The Cuties Stop Edging and J*zz All Over the Place!
    Dec 19 2025
    This episode is sponsored by Lumi Gummies. Lumi Gummies are available nationwide! Go to LUMIgummies.com/CUTEONE for 30% off of your first order! To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    41 mins
  • Edward Scissorhands (The Cuties Play Knock Knock Zoom Zoom!)

    Edward Scissorhands (The Cuties Play Knock Knock Zoom Zoom!)
    Dec 15 2025
    This episode is sponsored by Lumi Gummies. Lumi Gummies are available Nationwide! Go to Lumigummies.com/CUTEONE for 30% off of your order! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    56 mins
  • TGIF 12/12/25: The Cuties Do a Hard Launch!

    TGIF 12/12/25: The Cuties Do a Hard Launch!
    Dec 12 2025
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    35 mins
  • Krampus (The Cuties Love Melanie Lynskey!)

    Krampus (The Cuties Love Melanie Lynskey!)
    Dec 8 2025
    Don't get tricked by Chelsea's football uniform; the Cute Ones aren't covering Rudy this week - their holiday movie line up has begun, and this week, it's Krampus! Chelsea had major issues with the parenting in this movie, but not as much as she had a problem with horror films, in general. Important question: what fun toy can Donny get for a 5 month old that he can also play with? But more important question: when did Columbus sail the ocean blue? Go to HelloFresh.com/cuteone10fm now to get 10 Free Meals + a Free breakfast for Life! One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    51 mins
  • TGIF 12/5/25: The Cuties are NOT Role Models!

    TGIF 12/5/25: The Cuties are NOT Role Models!
    Dec 5 2025
    To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    41 mins
  • The Holiday w/ Ryan Sichelstiel (The Cuties Love Foreplay!)

    The Holiday w/ Ryan Sichelstiel (The Cuties Love Foreplay!)
    Dec 1 2025
    This episode originally aired 12/18/22. To cover "The Holiday," Ryan Sichelstiel (@rysic) signs up to do a house swap of his own, but finds he'll be staying in Hell as he spends the hour with a flu-ridden Chelsea and Donny, who are hopped up on NyQuil and hot toddies, respectively. White Lotus-inspired fan theories, fat holes, Viagra sponsorships, and Imogeon Heap sing-a-longs are brought up in the duo's sickness-induced haze. Also, Donny may be the main character of his life, but that main character turns out to be a sociopath when he shares his favorite (made up) celebrity conspiracy theory. Last, the Cuties submit the craziest things they've done for love. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    55 mins
  • TGIF 11/28/25: The Cuties Smoke the Devil's Lettuce with Bob the Drag Queen!

    TGIF 11/28/25: The Cuties Smoke the Devil's Lettuce with Bob the Drag Queen!
    Nov 28 2025
    (Stick around for the end for a special update from Donny!) Go to HelloFresh.com/cuteone10fm now to get 10 Free Meals + a Free breakfast for Life! One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    43 mins