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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

By: Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel
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A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way.

Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.

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Episodes
  • How To Survive Birth Control & A Vasectomy (w/ Jeff Lewis)

    How To Survive Birth Control & A Vasectomy (w/ Jeff Lewis)
    Mar 10 2026

    This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive various kinds of birth control and Jeff Lewis joins us to share the experiences he had with getting a vasectomy.

    👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!

    🎧 New episodes every week!

    👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.

    📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • How To Survive A Heated Rivalry

    How To Survive A Heated Rivalry
    Mar 3 2026

    This week, Danielle and Kristine are talking about how to survive rivalry- heated and otherwise. From the show Heated Rivalry, to siblings, marriage, and the workplace, rivalries are everywhere and can even be good for you. But if a rivalry gets too hot, Danielle and Kristine have some tips to help you through it.

    👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!

    🎧 New episodes every week!

    👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.

    📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • How To Survive Smoke Inhalation & Getting Fired (w/ Todd Levin)

    How To Survive Smoke Inhalation & Getting Fired (w/ Todd Levin)
    Feb 24 2026

    This week, Danielle and Kristine delve into the flames, with tips to keep you safe from smoke inhalation. Then, one of our favorite guests, writer and comedian Todd Levin, returns with a tale many of us can relate to: getting fired. Only in his situation, the workplace...was incredibly well known.

    👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!

    🎧 New episodes every week!

    👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.

    📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 20 mins
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