How I Met Your Swine King
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How I Met Your Swine King
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In this week’s descent into madness, our heroes meet the ruler of the Swine Kingdom—a charming slab of bacon with a god complex and daddy issues bigger than Zordos’ kill count. Theoren stays strapped and unbothered. Maria connects ancient runes to her own trust issues. Rozzy enters his stab-happy arc, which somehow qualifies as character development.And Zordos? He doesn’t commit arson. Which is deeply suspicious.
Meat walls writhe. Secrets drip. And somewhere, a pig squeals in celestial tongue.This isn’t a dungeon crawl — it’s a breakup letter to your sanity.
⚠️ Caution: Contains gore, guilt, greasy royalty, and absolutely no healing potions.
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