• All of the Gays and a Strip Club for Horses
    Mar 22 2022

    This week, Jordyn, Kaylee, and special guest, Zach discuss the ways that different family upbringings impact who we are. Tune in for a pack of coyotes, the bliss of sheltered suburbia, and a TINY little bit of trauma. 

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    52 mins
  • Friends Are Like Dino Nuggets
    Mar 7 2022

    Navigating friendships as an adult can be humbling. This week, Kaylee and Jordyn reminisce on past friendships and discuss how high-quality adult friendships seem more difficult to come by but so worth the wait. 

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    45 mins
  • Maybe You're Just Stupid
    Feb 2 2022

    This week, Jordyn and Kaylee discuss the honors-student-to-depressed-adult pipeline and the long-term effects of perfectionism.  How does habitual over-achieving and pedestaling elementary school children translate to adulthood, you may ask? Well, spoiler: The duo don't give gifted programs an A+!

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    51 mins
  • Mercury's in Ravioli
    Jan 18 2022

    It's not the vibe...STOP! 2022 better get its act together soon or we will have some words. This week, Kaylee and Jordyn discuss the chaotic energy surrounding the last month and how they are attempting to move into the new year with some semblance of positivity. 

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    53 mins
  • Inspire Me, Dammit!
    Dec 7 2021

    Not to be a downer but 2021 felt like a personal attack. Today, Jordyn and Kaylee are reflecting on the year and the past few seasons of feeling a little off. It's not all bad, though! Join the Hopeless Sarcastics crew as we discuss the unexpected things that inspire us and keep us positive and motivated. There WILL be laughs, the occasional tangent, and a HopeFUL Sarcastic spin on resolution season! 

    Reproductive Rights Resources: 
    https://www.aclu.org/other/keep-marching-what-you-can-do-protect-reproductive-freedom#:~:text=1.,resource%20on%20reproductive%20rights%20issues.

    https://www.aauw.org/resources/policy/position-repro/

    Where to Donate: 
    https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/
    https://nymag.com/strategist/2021/09/texas-abortion-ban-2021-where-to-donate.html

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    46 mins
  • Pandemic Woes
    Nov 13 2021

    Did the pandemic leave us feeling optimistic about the future of humanity? Probably not. Today, Kaylee and Jordyn discuss takeaways from one of the most notable historic events of our lifetime and how it's changed them. 

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    36 mins
  • Off to a Spooky Start
    Oct 24 2021

    Welcome to Hopeless Sarcastics! Come on in. Take a seat. 

    To kick off this podcast, Kaylee and Jordyn celebrate the spookiest time of year! Join as they discuss childhood ghost stories, their greatest fears, Halloween movies you should be watching this season, and a good ol' fashioned Halloween Smash or Pass. 






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    52 mins