Honk Honk, It’s The Damp Gusset Calendar!
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Honk Honk, It’s The Damp Gusset Calendar!
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About this listen
This week, we dive headfirst into chaos.
We kick things off in The Moan Zone, raging against the machine — specifically getting completely stitched up by missing items at the McDonald’s Drive-Thru and the soul-crushing experience of dealing with robotic customer service voices.
Is it really too much to ask for a human and a complete order?!
Then it’s over to listener stories, and things go from awkward to completely off the rails.
Listener Karen delivers two absolute belters:
The Calendar Conundrum – She catches her ‘knob’ husband slipping a Playboy calendar into the shopping basket and unleashes hell… only to realise she’s shouting at a total stranger. Peak public embarrassment.
The Damp Gusset Introduction – A first date with a nervous, very drunk Marine who declares “damp gusset” is his favourite phrase, honks her boobs like a car horn (Honk! Honk!), and then immediately puts his mum on the phone. Twenty minutes in.
Maximum cringe. Zero judgement. The very best of this week’s listener submissions.
YouTube Music: https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRKbkLpMRY5EcJoX3l4dG7JUjr8C7bVo1