Your beauty routine costs more than rent, and somewhere out there, a man is racing sperm in the name of masculinity.

00:00 – Face Down, Ass Up Bees
02:19 – Beauty Standards & Why We’re Broke from Sephora
05:10 – The Great American Sperm Race: Elon Musk Sh*t
07:44 – Weird Summer Fears: Locked in a Car and Gobbler Necks
10:01 – We are Teaching Hospitality Now?
12:36 – Celebrity Courtroom Tea: Diddy, Kim Kardashian, and Lauren Sanchez
25:09 – Blake Lively + Taylor Swift: BFFs or GFs?
26:52 – WitchTok and Etsy Spells
28:47 – Workplace Drama
31:01 – Going Viral: TikTok Fame & Regret in Real Time
32:00 – Dating Age Gaps: Sugar Daddies, Zaddies & “He’s Just Mature”
33:05 – Weird Hobbies & Unexpected Turn-Ons
36:50 – Throwing Our Clothes in the Trash

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Big dogs, tiny dogs, diving into celebrity fashion controversies, cultural appropriation, awkward social situations. Our review of Promising Young Woman, and the evolving world of adult entertainment.

Plus: gross food opinions, Mother’s Day emotions, and how language around sexual violence is shifting.

Timestamps:
00:00 Intro: Cuddly Critters & Viral Pet Friendships
03:04 Shopping Habits & Identity
06:02 Weird Food Preferences & Texture Talk
08:56 Dating Drama & Cringey Customer Stories
11:53 Fashion Trends & Social Norms
14:59 The Rise of AI in Adult Entertainment
17:51 Inclusive Smut & Modern Romance Novels
21:05 Promising Young Woman Breakdown
31:57 Gender Bias in the Legal System
35:05 Revenge Plots & Consequences
38:43 Language, Consent & Rape Culture
41:30 Trust Issues & Societal Shifts
44:51 Justice from the Victim’s POV
46:45 Media Representation & Cultural Impact
51:38 Life Lessons & Personal Stories

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Who are you betting on to be the next pope? Root the Wood Turtle is scooting through life, we are big Fenty Beauty fans, and Jordon (Bill Belichick's girlfriend) is not a gold digger, she is an entrepreneur.

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