In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we lay it all out: the crumbling systems, the constitutional bs, and the spiritual hangover of living through a real-time revolution.

How did we get here? This is a call to arms (and heart) for all of us, the empaths, the tired humans trying to stay sane while everything breaks apart.

Don't forget, dear humans. They're not the only ones who can break the rules.

Here's the rundown of this episode:

• Why the Constitution isn’t sacred
• The spiritual to alt-right pipeline (yes, that's a thing...)
• What a nationwide economic blackout (Nov 25–Dec 2) could actually do
• The real secret weapon to this revolution

🎧 Tune in, turn up your discernment, and maybe rewatch Scrooged in protest.

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

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In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, your favorite host (who finally remembers to introduce herself on air), erica from Earth Decoded, gets real about the pressure to “seize the day” and the toxic productivity culture hiding behind ancient Stoic quotes. Inspired by a passage from the Daily Stoic, this episode unpacks the shame spiral around doing “nothing,” why existing is a revolutionary act, and how resting your nervous system is actually part of your soul mission.

You’ll hear hot takes on Seneca’s motivational guilt trip, why capitalism is the real villain, and how to find peace in the meh.

You don’t have to be a content machine. You’re human. That’s enough.

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

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In this episode of Hitchhiker's Guide, we’re cracking open the myth of the Rapture and asking the big questions: What if salvation isn’t found in the sky, but in your body? What if we have everything we need already?

Let's take a journey through trauma healing, somatic release, and the realization that your body isn’t something to transcend, that it’s the portal you’ve been praying to find.

We talk about:

• The quantum mechanics of belief
• Why trauma is a cycle and not an identity
• How cognitive therapy is necessary, but your nervous system is the real OG
• And how screaming in the car is a sacred ritual

Let's dive right into the details...

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

come say hi! @earthdecoded.fm

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This episode is for anyone who’s ever gotten lost in the maze of #TwinFlame and emerged asking, wait… was this actually about me the whole time?

Spoiler alert: yes, yes it was.

In this episode we return to the Twin Flame conversation we started in March with clarity, fire, and full self-union energy. No more waiting for someone to complete us.

We’re done outsourcing that particular fairy tale ending.

You’ll hear:
• Why the Twin Flame myth is more mirror than soulmate
• How spiritual awakening gets hijacked by romantic projections
• The truth about soul sovereignty and union
• What actually happens when you rise but they don't

This one’s not just a podcast episode. It’s a liberation. Tune in, reclaim the flame, and let the fairy tale disappear into dust.

Check out: Ep. 9 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Your Twin Flame Isn’t Your One True Love—Sorry! If you want to hear how much perspective growth has happened over the last several months.

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

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⚡ Cosmic Bootleg // Raw AF Edition - #1

This one’s a time capsule.

Recorded on January 19, 2025, back when a younger version of me was just beginning to feel the pause between timelines. I didn’t know it yet, but this was my awakening to all that is, to all that will be, and all that has been. I am different now. More confident and aware of what is going on. I'm sharing this so you can hear the raw, unfiltered version of someone who doesn't know what's coming yet. It's a raw channel of source without any barriers, or cameras, as I was not intending on sharing these bootlegs with anyone. But, I feel it's worthy of sharing, these insights.

This will be the first of many of these bootlegs I will be sharing.

This episode is a memory, a message, and a mile marker. Let it remind you, we all have to start somewhere.

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

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In this week's episode, we’re decoding the dreamscape one symbol at a time.

From tornadoes that stir up spiritual chaos to cats guarding your soul, we’re covering the real meaning behind your most vivid dream imagery.

I’ll break down common dream themes; doors, hotels, that high school friend you can't remember the name of, even celebrity stand-ins, and reveal how they can reflect what you really need to know to move past those pesky wounds.

We'll explore...

• What bathrooms really mean in the dream world
• How animals, especially cats, show up as protectors
• Why old friends, exes, and high school scenes are actually timeline growth markers

Whether you’re navigating planes, cars, or astral waiting rooms disguised as malls, these dream clues are your personal map through transformation.

In the immortal lyrics of Aerosmith, "Dream On!"

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

come say hi! @earthdecoded.fm

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In this unapologetically honest episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, I lay out 5 predictions for our future based on everything I’ve observed, decoded, and lived through... so far. From AI’s inevitable integration to why human authenticity will become the ultimate currency.

Some things we'll talk about:

• How AI will reshape the world
• Why authentic voices, art, and connection matter more than ever
• The death of the billionaire era and the rise of the collective
• Why peace and presence are survival tools
• How “fringe” is about to become front and center

Are you ready to ditch the doom scroll and start consciously creating?

Because, fam. The future isn’t a fixed point that we need to get to, it's created by our focus and energy.

So, where is your focus directed?

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

come say hi! @earthdecoded.fm

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Burnout or evolution. How humanity is evolving with the earth. No, for real!

In this episode, we unpack the real-time evolution of the human body. Headaches, weird sleep patterns, electric impulses, and all.

We delve into:

• Why your ears ring and pulse
• The science behind energy upgrades (without conspiracy theories)
• Why I have to protect my energy while watching Dexter

Get your popcorn out, fam. We're going on a road trip to the weird and wild story of what's actually going on right now.

🎧 Tap in.

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Your host, Erica, is a Somatic Energy Healer and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and fun.

come say hi! @earthdecoded.fm

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Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all!