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Hilarious Military Moments & The Best Soldier Excuses

Hilarious Military Moments & The Best Soldier Excuses

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In this episode of the Step Sergeant Podcast, we dive into the wild, creative, and absolutely ridiculous excuses soldiers and service members have come up with to avoid formations, PT, tasks, details, or explaining why they suddenly disappeared for 3 hours on a “quick errand.”

From “my alarm didn’t go off” to level-10 theatrics involving pets, cousins, cars, gate guards, and “voluntold” events gone sideways, this episode showcases the best excuses only the military could produce.

Whether you’re a vet who’s heard it all, a current service member who’s still dealing with it, or someone who just wants a behind-the-scenes look at the chaos that keeps the DoD entertaining, this episode delivers nonstop laughter, real-life stories, and pure barracks energy.

If you’ve ever had a soldier vanish, show up late, or invent a story that defied physics… this one’s for you

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