Hey hey! We're back with more content. It's all your offseason happies with PWHL and NHL drafts, where only one had awkward zoom calls on air. NHL free agency has come and went and Jake spent most of it doin' a snooze on the couch. We've also got the Gavin McKenna sweepstakes, a new CBA and Nick Tarnasky making finger guns with a closed fist. Thanks for listening.

Trophies have been handed out in the NHL and the PWHL and the expansion draft has happened in the latter. We recap both tournaments, some of the big moves in both leagues and wax poetically about Brad Marchand. We also wonder what the hell Dallas is going to do with zero cap room, believe Nastya Ovechkina when she says that her and her husband will only live in the US for one more season, and definitely do not tell you to go on the internet and vote for the upcoming New Mexico ECHL team to be called the Tarantula Hawks (Vote for the Tarantula Hawks, brought to you by Make New Mexico Tarantula Hawk Again.

The playoffs, much like miracles, are all around us. The PWHL has reached the finals, the NHL the conference finals, and a battle between Russian hockey players to see who can be the worst driver, featuring Ilya Kovalchuk and Matvei Michkov, might be just now heating up. We've also got some coaching hires, some GM hires, and you can find out what, exactly, the dumbest thing Jake has done recently is. Thanks for listening and we hope you enjoy!