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Half-ass witchery

Half-ass witchery

By: Vanessa M Rivera and Micah Murphy
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It's 2 witches from opposite ends of the hemisphere talking about astrology sh** and magical sh** and how to prep for it and take advantage of all the good juju that comes with it. And also how to cover your a** when with the bad sh** comes too. It's not just mercury in retrograde that can get you all f***ed up

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  • Half-Ass in Virgo: Look at us Getting it together!

    Half-Ass in Virgo: Look at us Getting it together!
    Aug 24 2025

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    Oh my gods a Format! It really is Virgo season. Vanessa is failing spectacularly at being a morning person while Micah is having the time of her life with her new friend. Then we move onto reddit your job should not be asking what your religion is, especially if it's not a religious organization, and go on do that astrology don't let dogma dictate your likes. Next we move onto a new game Would you rather? Fluids or hair from your pants doesn't matter it's still gross. We also introduce a segment called Witch or Bitch. Vanessa has it out for one of these supposed "witches" Then we do the forecast for the season and see who's f****d for Virgo season. Finally the only consistent thing we've been keeping so far Tarot for the signs. Hope you like this new format because we're keeping it.

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