Episodes

  • QAH Episode 143: William McGonagall, History's Worst Poet
    Jan 6 2026

    Quarter-Arsed History presents: the story of William McGonagall, widely considered to be the worst English-language poet that history has ever seen.


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    29 mins
  • Episode 392: Jean de Carrouges and the Last Duel
    Jan 5 2026

    In this episode, hear the tale of Jean de Carrouges, who fought a duel to the death to seek justice for his wife Marguerite.


    WARNING: this episode contains content that may be distressing and is not appropriate for younger listeners.


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    51 mins
  • Inventions Episode 52: The Smartphone
    Jan 2 2026

    The smartphone is an invention that is currently bringing about a technological transformation of human civilisation - and an invitation to think about how other inventions from history have similarly impacted peoples' lives.


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    33 mins
  • Update: Half-Arsed History in 2026
    Dec 31 2025

    Changes are coming to Half-Arsed History in 2026! Some positive, some negative - here is the TL;DL:


    • There will now only be two episodes released each week: the usual full-length episode and a new series called This Week in History, replacing QAH

    • I'm pulling back a little bit to try to bring my unsustainable workload back under control, reduce burnout, and find better balance

    • Half-Arsed History's second book is coming later in 2026, the manuscript is currently being written and edited

    • A brand-new Half-Arsed History card game is in the works, and you can be involved with playtesting and illustration

    • The show's merch will undergo a full and proper refresh later in the year - artists are encouraged to submit portfolios

    • A big goal for the show in 2026 is growth, so please tell your friends, enemies, and people about whom you feel largely ambivalent about Half-Arsed History


    List of historical figures likely to appear in the card game: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KEsNw2oTfuXZOn-dU3-dtVhHJAvY0dt0DNbzhIVBbMY



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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • QAH Episode 142: The Principality of Sealand
    Dec 31 2025

    Quarter-Arsed History presents: the very amusing history of Sealand, an unrecognised micronation located on an abandoned military fort off the coast of Britain.


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    26 mins
  • Episode 391: History's Weirdest Epithets - Part 2
    Dec 30 2025

    In this week's episode, meet five more historical figures with strange epithets: Æthelred the Unready, Constantine V Koprónymos, Louis Do-Nothing, Malcolm the Maiden, and Piero the Unfortunate.


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    43 mins
  • Inventions Episode 51: The Internet
    Dec 29 2025

    The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.


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    34 mins
  • QAH Episode 141: The Stone of Scone
    Dec 29 2025

    Quarter-Arsed History presents: the story of the Stone of Scone, a block of sandstone upon which Scottish, English, and then British kings and queens have been coronated for well over a thousand years.


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    27 mins