• Womb Raider
    Jul 14 2025

    Better late than never, eh!

    This week, we hear about a hotel employee who went above and beyond the normal hosting duties, a cringey lunchbox, and a rather rancid shower conundrum... yikes.


    Don't forget, you can make an anonymous submission right here if you have a story, confession, conundrum, or anything else you want to share!

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    27 mins
  • Cocaine Gull
    Jul 7 2025
    In this week's eppy weppy, we hear of a... different... grief coping method, a silly SILLY girl, and a very aggressive Brighton gull.

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    34 mins
  • The Toy Box
    Jun 30 2025
    It's episode 3! This week we hear about a Spanish client visit that gets out of hand and an unofficial sickness investigation. We also discuss the difficulty of shagging the same person as your boss, and what to do with an incel on LinkedIn...

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    29 mins
  • The Bad Rep
    Jun 23 2025

    It's episode 2! This week, Lizzie and Jamie hear about an incredibly flawed 'gay test', a randy rep, and a delivery driver who dropped off more than the stock order...

    Keep writing to us and sending us your silly tales, enjoooooy!

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    28 mins
  • Roger's Todger
    Jun 16 2025

    We're BACK, BABY! Season 6 kicks off with some rather unfortunate items left in the wrong places... like, really wrong places. We also have a vintage reappearance of the Secret Ranta, and hear some juicy gossip fresh from your office.


    PS. We do wang on a bit at the beginning, but it's been soooo long! Forgive pls xoxoxox

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    29 mins
  • Steely Dan & Cough Farts
    May 5 2025

    It's the last eppy of season 5!! This week we present to you as a menage HR, bringing you a few more juicy tales before we go off for a little rest. This week we hear about MORE swingers parties, an outrageous ebay bid, and someone who can't stop stalking their manager. All in a day's work, eh!


    We'll be back in about 6 weeks, so keep the stories coming, keep an eye out on the soash, and we'll see you in no time!


    Goodbye HR hunnies xoxoxox

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    30 mins
  • Dungeons, Dragons, and Neck Beards
    Apr 27 2025

    We're back from Easter hols with an update on the CEO x Hinge collab, a tale of nerdy woe, and a rather crippling bout of limerence. See you next week for the last eppy of season 5!

    Goooo'byeeee xoxoxo

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    30 mins
  • My Mum's Getting Deported I'm Afraid
    Apr 14 2025

    This week, Jamie and Lizzie hear about a rather elaborate excuse to not come into work and we have managed to get into the EYE OF A POTENTIAL STORM as we await someone's fate on Hinge. We also want to know if Kinga from Big Brother is alright? What's she up to these days?

    Goooo'byeeee!

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    25 mins