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Green Eggs... and Man?

Green Eggs... and Man?

By: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
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 When Adam found out he was going to be a dad, he called his best friend, Wes, to help conquer the most essential parental task: the bedtime story! Each week, they read a single page of Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham to deem if it is appropriate for a newborn baby. They traverse complex thoughts such as the Hero's Journey, solipsism, and Sex and the City—until the book starts to gain a mind of its own! New episodes drop every Tuesday.Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
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  • 32. Kan You Crack the Code?

    32. Kan You Crack the Code?
    Nov 23 2021

    Pages 62-63 (Image: https://bit.ly/3CKkeE8)

    "I do so like

    Green eggs and ham!

    Thank you!

    Thank you,

    Sam-I-am!"

    Abraham stands satisfied with his arm around Sam.thanks for going on this journey with us everyone.Only the fork remains on the plate which now sits–much like the final page–empty.

    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann

    Theme Songs by Chris Lambert

    Show Graphic by Chris Lambert

    Edited by Adam Niemann

    with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
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    48 mins
  • 31. Okay… Don't Meet Your Heroes

    31. Okay… Don't Meet Your Heroes
    Nov 16 2021

    Pages 60-61 (Image: https://bit.ly/30yEiMN)

    "And I will eat them in the rain.

    And in the dark. And on a train.

    …

    Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!"

    Abraham and Sam walk out of the water.we are stuck inside the book PLEASE HELP US PLEASE. The others wave goodbye from the water.

    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann

    Theme Songs by Chris Lambert

    Show Graphic by Chris Lambert

    Edited by Adam Niemann

    with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
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    41 mins
  • 30. Pleading Only Kinda Guilty

    30. Pleading Only Kinda Guilty
    Nov 9 2021

    Pages 58-59 (Image: https://bit.ly/31uL5ap)
    "Say!
    I like green eggs and ham!
    ...
    And I would eat them with a goat…"
    Abraham holds a fork and smiles.welp we are on trial… not feeling great about our odds.Samantha and Abraham share their first moment of true camaraderie.

    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
    Theme Songs by Chris Lambert
    Show Graphic by Chris Lambert
    Edited by Adam Niemann
    with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio
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    43 mins
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