We’re back from Hawaii, and we’ve got a lot to catch up on! In this episode of Graveyard Shift Sports, we recap our vacation, Missy’s new golf era, and the chaos we missed while we were gone. From the NBA Finals and a wild F1 race to the greatest glizzy champ of all time (yes, Joey Chestnut), you'll want to hear this one!

Then we break down Caitlin Clark’s injury, her surprising WNBA player rankings, and whether Joey Chestnut could beat Usain Bolt in a hot dog + 100m race (it’s more complicated than you think).

🏀 NBA Finals Recap

⚽️ Omega Ball & Quadball?!

🏎 Wild F1 Rain Race & Hülkenberg's Big Moment

⛳ Missy’s Golf Journey Begins

🌭 Chestnut vs. Bolt: Who Wins the Glizzy Race?

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Hot takes, life updates, and debates you didn’t know you needed.

🕒 Chapters

00:00 – We’re Back: Vacation Recap + Podcast Hiatus

02:00 – What Hawaii Was Really Like

06:30 – Marvel Rewatch: Our Flight Distraction

08:30 – Missy Buys Her First Golf Clubs (They’re Pink!)

10:30 – First Time at the Driving Range

13:00 – Joey Chestnut & The Glizzy Gauntlet

14:30 – Omega Ball & Quadball Breakdown

17:00 – Pillow Fighting Championship is Real?!

19:15 – Tennis is Happening (Wimbledon Update)

21:30 – NBA Finals Recap & TJ McConnell Love

23:00 – SGA’s Huge Payday + Mike Brown to Knicks

25:45 – NFL Offseason: Trades, Drama & Holdouts

30:00 – F1 Chaos in the Rain + Hulkenberg’s Podium

35:00 – Girl Dinner: Caitlin Clark’s Controversial Rankings 38:30 – Fan vs. Media vs. Player Rankings Breakdown

40:30 – Caitlin Clark Injury Update + All-Star News

44:00 – HOT TAKE: Joey Chestnut vs. Usain Bolt

45:50 – Outro: Circle Back & Double Click 🤓

This week on Graveyard Shift Sports, we’re serving your late-night sports roundup with hot takes, hilarious side debates, and major headlines from the NHL, NBA, NFL, WNBA, and more.

Missy’s on her crochet grind, Josh is still recovering from the cheddar cheese debate, and we’re breaking down the big stories — including Caitlin Clark’s monster return, Aaron Rodgers’ quiet wedding, and the Bengals contract mess.

⏱️ Chapters + Timestamps

00:00 – Life Updates: Crocheting, sourdough pizza, and cheddar cheese beef 🧶🍕

07:00 – Still No Golf Clubs?! (Couple life mini-rant)

10:20 – 🏒 Midnight Snacks (Men's Sports): Taylor & Travis spotted at the NHL Finals

13:30 – Oilers' epic comeback + Brad Marchand trade controversy

16:20 – 🏀 NBA Finals: Pacers vs OKC breakdown, load management, and late-game swings

20:00 – 🧠 Missy’s “Spicy Snack” hot take: The problem with fake sports stats

22:40 – 🏈 Bengals: WRs re-signed, Trey Hendrickson ignored, and Shemar Stewart's contract holdout

28:00 – 💍 Aaron Rodgers is married?? Derby ring mystery explained

32:00 – ⛳ U.S. Open Recap: Rory’s meltdown, Bryson eliminated, and +70 over par?!

34:00 – 🥴 College World Series Jello Shot Tracker (You won’t believe LSU’s record)

36:30 – ESPN 8: The Ocho: Tetris championships & national pillow fighting

38:45 – 🍽️ Girl Dinner (Women’s Sports): Colts owner Carly Irsay gets real on headsets & leadership

43:00 – Caitlin Clark drops 32 points in return game vs Liberty

45:00 – Sabrina Ionescu vs Caitlin: Is this the real WNBA rivalry?

48:00 – Paige Bueckers returns, but underwhelms

49:30 – The challenge of watching women’s sports due to streaming paywalls

50:40 – Capitalism, subscriptions, and the death of cable… (Mini rant)

🔥 Featured Topics

- Caitlin Clark highlights vs Liberty

- Sabrina Ionescu vs Caitlin Clark debate

- NHL Finals comeback: Oilers vs Panthers

- NBA Finals Game 4: Pacers vs OKC

- Bengals contract issues: Trey Hendrickson & Shemar Stewart

- Aaron Rodgers married

- U.S. Open 2025 meltdown: Rory McIlroy & Bryson DeChambeau

- College World Series jello shot tracker

- Carly Irsay & women NFL owners

- WNBA streaming paywall issues

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📝 Summary

In this episode of Graveyard Shift Sports, Josh and Missy kick things off with birthday updates, Marvel rewatches, and a possibly unnecessary debate over golf club shopping. Then it's onto real sports: Aaron Rodgers is officially a Steeler, the NBA and NHL finals are wild, Tennessee is somehow the SEC villain again, and a Tennessee pitcher might actually be a certified maniac (in the best way). Plus, Paul Skenes is too good for the Pirates, and we break down what the new NCAA NIL ruling actually means for college sports. Over in women’s sports, Caitlin Clark’s still out, Paige Bueckers might be sick, and Texas Tech’s star pitcher just made another million.

📌 Takeaways

• Missy turns 28 and has strong opinions about crocs, golf clubs, and Marvel timelines.

• Golf club shopping leads to a debate over practicality vs. “but they’re so pretty.”

• Rodgers finally signs with the Steelers and immediately heads to minicamp (not Egypt this time).

• The NBA and NHL finals are delivering drama and buzzer-beaters.

• Tennessee fans embrace their role as the “villains” of the SEC in baseball and beyond.

• Paul Skenes has elite stats… and no run support from the Pirates.

• The NCAA NIL ruling changes everything — schools can now directly pay athletes.

• WNBA updates: Caitlin Clark still out, Paige Bueckers questionable, and Texas Tech’s ace is stacking 7-figure deals.

• Liam Doyle is a Tennessee pitcher with psycho energy and we’re fully on board.

⏱️ Chapters00:00 Welcome Back + Birthday Recap
02:00 Crocs vs. Flip-Flops vs. Vans
03:44 Marvel Timeline Rewatch Begins
08:30 Missy Buys Her First Golf Clubs
12:30 Golf Club Drama and Relationship Dynamics
13:30 Aaron Rodgers to the Steelers (Officially)
16:00 Minicamp, OTAs, and Egypt??
17:00 NHL Stanley Cup: Double OT Madness
18:00 NBA Finals: Haliburton’s Buzzer-Beater
22:00 Tennessee = SEC Baseball Villains
25:00 Paul Skenes Is Too Good for the Pirates
29:50 NCAA NIL Rule Breakdown
37:00 Girl Dinner Segment: Caitlin, Paige, Canady
42:00 Liam Doyle Is the SEC’s Hannibal Lecter
45:50 Wings and Vols Game Watch Time

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